Der er et intet kalas som et Diamanda-kalas, for et Diamanda-kalas holder aldrig op. Med at vise dig menneskehedens værste stunder. Lyt med på en fremragende, krævende, barsk, rystende og sonisk eventyrlysten plade. devilution.dk/anmeldelser/plad

OH i fitnesscenteret: "Man *skal* jo ikke have tatoveringer, men det ser lidt feminint ud uden."

"So, uh, you're an Elf?"
"Indeed."
"Are you, like, homo or heterosexual?"
"Me, or Elves?"
"Er, both?"
"Most Elves are homosexual, some are heterosexual, some bisexual. I am bisexual."
"You like both men and women?"
"What's gender got to do with it? I like both Elves and Dwarves."
#MicroFiction #SmallStories #TootFic

Accidentally based ord, jeg skrev i dag: gudfrygtelig.

👾 actally "k*ng" is a slur, they prefer to be called "individuals with monarchism", so we put the person first and don't define them by their disorder

Flagermus 

Ud over at være nuttede så har flagermus åbenbart temmelig store cojones.

Jeg ville ønske, at jeg var cool nok til at have X. som initial midt i navnet.

Dit gammelmandsniveau: Hår i næsen
Mit gammelmandsniveau: Grå hår i næsen

You find amazing things when you fix up a century-old house like ours, which was built in the 2000's.
"Another memory card," my wife says. "We'll take it to the library."
"Do you think it's photos or banned books?"
"It was hidden, so probably banned books."
"Heroes lived here."
#SmallStories #MicroFiction #TootFic

Re: den der sang. Hvem fuck vil være en høne? Jeg vil sgu da være en golden retriever!

Min fortsatte eksistens i dag er bragt til jer af koldbrygget kaffe med tonicvand.

Når man starter musikafspilleren på et tilfældigt nummer, og det er Dirty Boots med Sonic Youth.

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