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Hi, I'm Lucca, a danish, autistic, gay, trans foxy, programmer girl. I love my partners and I hate capitalism. Currently living in Sweden with my wife uwu.
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I just saw someone on youtube describe American commercial areas as a "carpark with shops"

And like, honestly

Yeah

They really do just look like carparks with shops

do you think the world would be a better place if we went back in time to preven XML from ever being invented

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the israel truck was immediately followed by the swedish military because of course why not

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i was today years old when i learned about the israel truck at stockholm pride

Not a fan of the fact that the dyke march has a police escort

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food 

My primary motivation to be a good cook is to have girls compliment my food.

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"'Zoe' becomes world's first named heatwave" wait wait, does that means Sevilla has just declared this is a

hot girl summer

selfie ec nsfw bikini food mention 

i decided to cook dinner in the bikini. i'd placed a whole chicken breast in smoking hot oil before realizing "i should probably wear an apron over this"

i'm smart

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selfie ec nsfw bikini 

there's gonna be a pool at the summer party so i better come prepared

food, dating 

the devious plot to go on a bunch of cooking dates, steal their recipes, and make them for my partners and friends

diskussion af seksuelle overfald 

bryder mig ikke om tv2's beskrivelser af seksuelle overfald som "krænkelser"

jeg ved ikke med jer, men hvis jeg bliver taget i skridtet af en eller anden stodder uden samtykke, så er jeg ikke blevet "krænket", jeg er blevet udsat for seksuel vold

nsfw 

I'm included in that half, of course

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nsfw 

When you're going to a trans girl summer party and half the party has already shared their nudes in the discord

getting some real value out of this e-reader by reading bafflingly wrong things in books written by real software engineers and sending it to my friends like "you believe the audacity of this shit?"

christianity 

I think I might just skip this one

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christianity 

sir, this is a book about software engineering

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