Ari Gardens as a Verb<p>This never gets old! Maybe it's just my autism, but every single egg my girls produce is a little bit of joy in my life. I marvel at them, and I thank them for every single one. </p><p>Even though I do have four green egg layers, I can still tell which one laid which egg. That's how deeply I know my flock. </p><p>Though I'm gonna have to figure out these calcium spots. They're intermittent. It is just the start of the season, and once she gets into a rhythm, and we get into fresh greens season, the problem usually goes away.</p><p>I don't love the food that I'm feeding them, so I may need to supplement more. We're not quite to the season where I can bring home weed greens from one of the gardens I work at. </p><p>This girl will be 3 this year and yet she is still one of my most reliable layers! </p><p>None of the other three-year-olds have started laying yet, and the four-year-old blue-egg-layer hasn't either. </p><p>The two-year-olds raised by this peach-egg-laying three-year-old both have, so I've got three hens laying right now. Woot! </p><p>I cannot tell you how much it actually costs us to produce an egg. I purposefully took it on as a hobby, not as a job, so I don't track costs of inputs vs outputs. </p><p>Honestly, in the four years that I've been doing this, it's probably cost me at least a dollar per egg if not more. (Which is the current price of "cheap" eggs, someone else told me?!) </p><p>It's entirely possible that from the next hatch that we brood, I will keep two hens to refresh my flock. If somebody wants to rat me out for having more birds than the city allows, I'd like to see them try. </p><p>There are people like that living in this neighborhood now, though. They live to criticize and tear down people like me who prefer to have native plants in their yards rather than a colonialist lawn. Thus me calling someone a troll and telling them to move to West Lawrence on Facebook yesterday. </p><p>That was my swan (chicken?) song there!</p><p><a href="https://beige.party/tags/ChickensOfMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ChickensOfMastodon</span></a></p>