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Luigi<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AntiElonMusk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AntiElonMusk</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/FuckElonMusk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FuckElonMusk</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/FuckElonMusKKK" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FuckElonMusKKK</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/boycottelonmusk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>boycottelonmusk</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/swasticars" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>swasticars</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/swastitruck" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>swastitruck</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/FuckTesla" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FuckTesla</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TeslaCars" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TeslaCars</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TeslaCyberTruck" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TeslaCyberTruck</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/tesla" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>tesla</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ausgov" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ausgov</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/politas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>politas</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/auspol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>auspol</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/tasgov" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>tasgov</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/taspol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>taspol</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/australia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>australia</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fuckneoliberals" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fuckneoliberals</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/neoliberalcapitalism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>neoliberalcapitalism</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/anthonyalbanese" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>anthonyalbanese</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Albanesegovernment" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Albanesegovernment</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/antitesla" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>antitesla</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ElongatedMuskrat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ElongatedMuskrat</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/FuckElon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FuckElon</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ElonMask" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ElonMask</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/elongatedman" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>elongatedman</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ElonMush" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ElonMush</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/elonmusty" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>elonmusty</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/elonmuck" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>elonmuck</span></a></p>
David August<p>😉 </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/USpol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>USpol</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/ElongatedMuskrat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ElongatedMuskrat</span></a></p>
MugsysRapSheet 🔩🐑🐘<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mstdn.social/@GottaLaff" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>GottaLaff</span></a></span> <br>Back when The <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ElongatedMuskrat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ElongatedMuskrat</span></a> blew an absurd $44B buying <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Twitter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Twitter</span></a> (only to then drive it into the ground), I started predicting <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MuskWillBeBankruptInADecade" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MuskWillBeBankruptInADecade</span></a>.</p><p>He's well on his way (and why he's using his power as <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DonnieDumbass" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DonnieDumbass</span></a>' Svengali to lock in some contracts to ensure those gov't dollars keep rolling in long after <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DonTheCon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DonTheCon</span></a> is gone.)<br><a href="https://thehill.com/policy/technology/5182848-musks-spacex-confirms-starlink-lease-agreement-with-faa/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">thehill.com/policy/technology/</span><span class="invisible">5182848-musks-spacex-confirms-starlink-lease-agreement-with-faa/</span></a></p>
MugsysRapSheet 🔩🐑🐘<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://toad.social/@wdlindsy" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>wdlindsy</span></a></span> <br>Krugman is apparently unaware that T**** & The <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ElongatedMuskrat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ElongatedMuskrat</span></a> didn't suddenly TURN "stark raving mad". They've ALWAYS been BSC.</p><p>T**** was NEVER a successful or even "clever" businessman. He has ALWAYS been A CONMAN with a history of ripping people off. Golden sneakers & NFTs.</p><p>Musk (with Asperger's) has 13 kids from 3 (4?) different women b/c he thinks he has "superior jeans" and wants to spread them throughout the population. What population? The one he hopes to start on <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Mars" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Mars</span></a>.</p>
David August<p>If their logic held together… </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/USpol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>USpol</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/maga" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>maga</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/twitter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>twitter</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/ukraine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ukraine</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/ElongatedMuskrat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ElongatedMuskrat</span></a></p>
MugsysRapSheet 🔩🐑🐘<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://fosstodon.org/@AkaSci" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>AkaSci</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mstdn.social/@ThomHartmann" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>ThomHartmann</span></a></span> <br>If/When <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TheOrangeMenace" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TheOrangeMenace</span></a> & The <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ElongatedMuskrat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ElongatedMuskrat</span></a> take over <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SocialSecurity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SocialSecurity</span></a>, you will start to see the abbreviation "SS" used an awful lot.</p>
MugsysRapSheet 🔩🐑🐘<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SNL" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SNL</span></a> made a great observation during their Cold Open last night:</p><p>While <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TheOrangeClown" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TheOrangeClown</span></a> and VP <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GuyLiner" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GuyLiner</span></a> were chastising <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Zelensky" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Zelensky</span></a> for not wearing a suit in the Oval Office, they then sent in Mike Meyers dressed as The <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ElongatedMuskrat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ElongatedMuskrat</span></a> in a T-shirt & jeans (just as he did with his nose-picking kid a week ago.) <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DisasterPresidency" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DisasterPresidency</span></a></p>
MugsysRapSheet 🔩🐑🐘<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@Lazarou" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>Lazarou</span></a></span> <br>The <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ElongatedMuskrat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ElongatedMuskrat</span></a> doesn't even THINK about <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Tesla" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Tesla</span></a> anymore. His sole focus at the moment is acting as Shadow President.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Musk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Musk</span></a> has all the power of the presidency (if not more), and all it cost him was a few bucks.</p><p>"Business-wise", he crippled Tesla's EV competition by ending the "EV Charger Expansion Program", and fired FAA workers who were restricting/investigating <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SpaceX" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SpaceX</span></a> flights after the last rocket blew up and endangered flights. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SvengaliMusk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SvengaliMusk</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TheMoronWhisper" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TheMoronWhisper</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DoucheBro" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DoucheBro</span></a></p>
David August<p><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/USpol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>USpol</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/ElongatedMuskrat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ElongatedMuskrat</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Luigi" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Luigi</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/ceos" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ceos</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/coup" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>coup</span></a></p>
MugsysRapSheet 🔩🐑🐘<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mstdn.social/@GottaLaff" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>GottaLaff</span></a></span> <br>Such blatant foreign interference in a foreign election used to outrage voters (here & abroad.)</p><p>Now, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/VPGuyLiner" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>VPGuyLiner</span></a> & The <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ElongatedMuskrat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ElongatedMuskrat</span></a>'s endorsement of the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AfD" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AfD</span></a> (New <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Nazi" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Nazi</span></a>) Party is credited with "legitimizing" them.</p><p>It seems unlikely they would have done as well of they had been *condemned* by a rational American potus that actually believes "Nazis are bad."</p>
MugsysRapSheet 🔩🐑🐘<p>I KNOW polls are only a snapshot in time, but when ALL the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/polls" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>polls</span></a> of your "First 30 days" in office are THIS BAD, you can bet there isn't a "hidden wellspring of support" they're all missing: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DisasterPresidency" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DisasterPresidency</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TooStupidToBePresident" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TooStupidToBePresident</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Poll" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Poll</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DonnieDumbass" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DonnieDumbass</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DonTheCon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DonTheCon</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DOGE" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DOGE</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Musk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Musk</span></a> The <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ElongatedMuskrat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ElongatedMuskrat</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Putin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Putin</span></a></p>
MugsysRapSheet 🔩🐑🐘<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://wandering.shop/@susankayequinn" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>susankayequinn</span></a></span> <br>The <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ElongatedMuskrat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ElongatedMuskrat</span></a> is firing the people investigating/regulating his corporations (<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/FAA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FAA</span></a> restrictions facing <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SpaceX" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SpaceX</span></a>, FDA review of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Neuralink" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Neuralink</span></a>, etc) while being awarded new contracts (like a contract for Tesla to build all-electric "CyberTanks" despite T****'s hatred of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GreenTech" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GreenTech</span></a>), and then fawns over how <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Musk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Musk</span></a> seems to be doing all this (altruistic) work (of course, Mr. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/BestWords" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BestWords</span></a> never actually used that word) and getting nothing in return. 😒</p>
MugsysRapSheet 🔩🐑🐘<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DonnieDumbass" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DonnieDumbass</span></a> is impressed that The <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ElongatedMuskrat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ElongatedMuskrat</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Musk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Musk</span></a> (in his myopic view) is selflessly "working so hard to eliminate waste, fraud & abuse in gov't" with no apparent benefit to himself.</p><p>MEANWHILE, outside The Bubble in the Real World, Musk is firing everyone investigating/regulating his companies while being awarded gov't contracts (like the new <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Tesla" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Tesla</span></a> "CyberTank".)<br><a href="https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow/watch/debunked-explanations-for-musk-s-reckless-firings-expose-true-goal-of-wrecking-the-government-232229957900" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">msnbc.com/rachel-maddow/watch/</span><span class="invisible">debunked-explanations-for-musk-s-reckless-firings-expose-true-goal-of-wrecking-the-government-232229957900</span></a></p>
MugsysRapSheet 🔩🐑🐘<p>I REMIND EVERYONE that <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Musk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Musk</span></a> The <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ElongatedMuskrat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ElongatedMuskrat</span></a> and his team of sketchy <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Hackers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Hackers</span></a> working for <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DOGE" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DOGE</span></a> couldn't pass an <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/FBI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FBI</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/BackgroundCheck" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BackgroundCheck</span></a>.</p><p>If this were <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Biden" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Biden</span></a> or President <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Harris" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Harris</span></a>, they'd be screaming Bloody Murder. But of course, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/IOKIYAR" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>IOKIYAR</span></a>. 😡</p><p>If it we me, EVEN IF THEY FIRED ME, I'd refuse to leave and hand over any passwords that give these people access. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CriminalPresidency" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CriminalPresidency</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DisasterPresidency" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DisasterPresidency</span></a> <br><a href="https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow/watch/-the-irs-is-freaking-out-trump-pushes-to-give-musk-acolyte-access-to-americans-personal-tax-data-232231493769" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">msnbc.com/rachel-maddow/watch/</span><span class="invisible">-the-irs-is-freaking-out-trump-pushes-to-give-musk-acolyte-access-to-americans-personal-tax-data-232231493769</span></a></p>
David August<p>I put this on my <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://me.dm/@medium" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>medium</span></a></span>, AND I changed the ending: </p><p><a href="https://davaug.medium.com/winnie-the-coup-and-the-elongated-muskrat-bulldoze-the-gubment-6b19c71bcefd" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">davaug.medium.com/winnie-the-c</span><span class="invisible">oup-and-the-elongated-muskrat-bulldoze-the-gubment-6b19c71bcefd</span></a> </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/USpol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>USpol</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>satire</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/story" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>story</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/ChildrensStory" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ChildrensStory</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/EnchantedForest" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>EnchantedForest</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/ElongatedMuskrat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ElongatedMuskrat</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/WinnieTheCoup" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>WinnieTheCoup</span></a></p>
David August<p>Winnie the Coup and the Elongated Muskrat bulldoze the gubment - a fake children's story I'm making up off the top of my head.</p><p>I wrote it here: </p><p><a href="https://bsky.app/profile/davidaugust.bsky.social/post/3lifsrfw4qk2h" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">bsky.app/profile/davidaugust.b</span><span class="invisible">sky.social/post/3lifsrfw4qk2h</span></a> </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/USpol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>USpol</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>satire</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/story" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>story</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/ChildrensStory" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ChildrensStory</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/EnchantedForest" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>EnchantedForest</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/ElongatedMuskrat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ElongatedMuskrat</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/WinnieTheCoup" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>WinnieTheCoup</span></a></p>
David August<p><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/USpol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>USpol</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>meme</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/tesla" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>tesla</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/ElongatedMuskrat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ElongatedMuskrat</span></a></p>
MugsysRapSheet 🔩🐑🐘<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DOGE" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DOGE</span></a>... which ISN'T a Federal Program created by Congress and HAS NO LEGAL AUTHORITY... run by an unelected BILLIONAIRE with a half-dozen conflicts of interest... has taken over at least 10 government agencies and attempted to gain access to government databases containing the Name, Address and SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER of EVERY recipent of Federal Funds (from contracts to SS checks.) <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/NoOneElectedMusk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NoOneElectedMusk</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DisasterPresidency" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DisasterPresidency</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ElonMusk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ElonMusk</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ElongatedMuskrat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ElongatedMuskrat</span></a></p>
MugsysRapSheet 🔩🐑🐘<p>The <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ElongatedMuskrat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ElongatedMuskrat</span></a> & <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DOGE" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DOGE</span></a> are carefully "cutting waste, fraud & abuse" with the same scalpel T**** used to selectively <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/pardon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>pardon</span></a> 1,500 <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Jan6" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Jan6</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/terrorists" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>terrorists</span></a>. 😒🤦♂️ <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/USAID" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>USAID</span></a></p>
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