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Natasha Nox 🇺🇦🇵🇸Oh my god, GTA Online is so phenomenally bugged. 😅 I'd be *so* ashamed to let something like this run online for years, but apparently the suits at Take 2 / Rockstar neither know that feeling or… well… they only look at the profit numbers, which are still high. So why fixing something profitable. 😶 <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/gaming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#gaming</a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/DarkViperAU" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DarkViperAU</a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/GTAOnline" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GTAOnline</a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/GTA5" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GTA5</a>---GTA Online's Most GLITCHED Heist Nearly Broke Me... – GTA Online All Awards #31 - DarkViperAU <a href="https://youtu.be/W9q8_0UZVtY" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/W9q8_0UZVtY</a>

Henry FisherThe second month I'm stuck on GTA5. How could I miss it when it has so much in common with my own life? Just like in the game, my life is full of risks, I'm surrounded by NPCs who don't care about me, and real contact only occurs with true freaks. <a href="https://dindon.one/tags/GTA5" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GTA5</a> <a href="https://dindon.one/tags/lifesimulation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#lifesimulation</a> <a href="https://dindon.one/tags/gameworld" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#gameworld</a>

Natasha Nox 🇺🇦🇵🇸*sigh* Screw big corpos, and screw the whole nonsensical copyright laws… <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/gaming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#gaming</a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/modding" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#modding</a>---Rockstar Shut Down The Biggest <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/GTA5" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GTA5</a> Mod In Years - DarkViperAU <a href="https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=V1kN2Kdl9MU" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=V1kN2Kdl9MU</a>

Mx Amber Alex (she/it)Me: Yay, GTA finally has manual shifting*! The thing I've been wanting for years!GTA: *only in special drag races, not in other game modes or free roam<a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/GTA5" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GTA5</a> <a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/GTAOnline" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GTAOnline</a>

Mx Amber Alex (she/it)Seriously. Half the gun lockers in the game are broken and completely fuck up your weapon inventory, maybe they should fix that instead of putting out a new game.<a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/GTAOnline" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GTAOnline</a> <a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/GTA5" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GTA5</a>

Mx Amber Alex (she/it)Words that GTA considers forbidden:<ul><li>gay</li><li>dyke</li><li>homo</li><li>homosexual</li><li>bisexual</li><li>dick</li><li>pussy</li></ul>Words that GTA considers fine:<ul><li>hetero</li><li>heterosexual</li><li>straight</li><li>sex</li><li>poof</li><li>sexy</li><li>horny</li><li>sodomite</li></ul>🤔 <a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/GTAV" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GTAV</a> <a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/GTA5" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GTA5</a> <a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/GTAOnline" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GTAOnline</a>

Mx Amber Alex (she/it)TIL: GTA Online doesn't let you name your motorcycle club anything that contains "dyke".Bad news for the dykes on bikes, I suppose...(Edit: the game also forbids "queer" and "gay", if you were wondering.)Multiplayer games stop treating queer people as obscene challenge<a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/GTA5" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GTA5</a> <a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/GTAOnline" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GTAOnline</a> <a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/GTAV" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GTAV</a>

Mx Amber Alex (she/it)Jesus Christ, GTA... the Cayo Perico heist is, in theory, trivial: I, the player/my character, own a submarine with multiple types of guided weapons, I own military-grade aircraft that could blow up a small nation, and I own personal weaponry that could do the same. If this was a regular mission, I could shoot up the place like no tomorrow.But the game places ridiculous restrictions on you: only one set of weapons (from a pre-defined selection), you can't just "go there", you have to scope out stealthy ways to get in, etc. etc.And in the prep missions, if you only blow up 90% of the helicopters you need to blow up, the entire mission fails, even though the point was to WEAKEN the defences, and I'd like to think losing 90% of your airforce counts as "weakened".jfc<a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/GTA5" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GTA5</a> <a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/GTAOnline" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GTAOnline</a>

Mx Amber Alex (she/it)Ironically, I've been playing the <a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/GTA5" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GTA5</a> story (offline mode, singleplayer) instead, and now I'm stuck there, because for this mission, I need to buy stock from the BAWSAQ exchange.Which is broken, because according to the error message, it requires the Rockstar social club to be online, as it uses live player data from other players to generate parts of the stock market.<a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/GTAOnline" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GTAOnline</a> <a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/GTAdown" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GTAdown</a>

Mx Amber Alex (she/it)Ah fuck man it took me 5 years and over 1000 hours in <a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/GTA5" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GTA5</a> to realise the "BAWSAQ" stock market.......is supposed to read like "ballsack".Wow.

Mx Amber Alex (she/it)Oh and don't get me started on the horribly limited selection of suits for female player models.Casual jackets with peaked lapels and five-sizes-too-short blazers is all you'll get (and horrible tuxedos). Suit-loving butches are all out of luck in <a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/GTA5" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GTA5</a>.

Mx Amber Alex (she/it)Let me tell you, <a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/GTA5" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GTA5</a> sucks at fine tailoring.There's bazillons of jackets and trousers in the game, but 50% are in horrendous colours and patterns (camouflage tuxedos and atrocious stripes and checks are the least of it!!), 20% are weirdly cut (notch lapel tuxedos, baggy slacks, too-short-and-tight jackets), and 20% are mismatched and you can't find matching trousers to your jackets (different shades of black, different hues, etc).And you can't open your jackets; if the jacket is closed, it's closed (and vice versa).All of which is to say, it's impossible to wear a simple, basic tan or light grey suit in this game. You have to choose between closed jacket, rugged jacket, mismatched pants, or horrible cut.Ahhhhhh!!!!!GTA Online 🤝 The Sims 3 horrible menswear

Simonschreibt (he/him)New article: "GTA V – Underestimated Glow": <a href="https://simonschreibt.de/gat/gta-v-underestimated-glow/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://simonschreibt.de/gat/gta-v-underestimated-glow/</a> Thanks a lot for the help: @ado_tan, <a href="https://mastodon.gamedev.place/@froyok" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@froyok</a> & @tharlevfx!<a href="https://mastodon.gamedev.place/tags/gamedev" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#gamedev</a> <a href="https://mastodon.gamedev.place/tags/vfx" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#vfx</a> <a href="https://mastodon.gamedev.place/tags/realtimevfx" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#realtimevfx</a> <a href="https://mastodon.gamedev.place/tags/GTA5" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GTA5</a> <a href="https://mastodon.gamedev.place/tags/tonemapping" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#tonemapping</a>

Mx Amber Alex (she/it)<a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/GTA5" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GTA5</a>, <a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/SleepingDogs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#SleepingDogs</a>, or <a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/FarCry4" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#FarCry4</a> would be infinitely more fun if you had one rifle, one pistol, and no required-for-progress minigames (poker and arm wrestling, I'm looking at you), not fifty marginally different unlockable weapons, and didn't have to hunt specific game to upgrade your ammo pool (WHY does my mag pouch have to be made of snow leopard leather, specifically?)

Vingt Trois Seize 💎<a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/GTA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GTA</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/GTA5" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GTA5</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/GranTheftMario" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GranTheftMario</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/retrogaming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#retrogaming</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/console" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#console</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Mario" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Mario</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/SuperMario" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#SuperMario</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/SuperMarioGTA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#SuperMarioGTA</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/videgames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#videgames</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/80s" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#80s</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/90s" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#90s</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Geek" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Geek</a>

VitoIch benehme mich selbst als <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/GTA5" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GTA5</a> online Spieler nicht so kriminell wie die Akteure des Scheißkapitalismus. Das subtile Gefühl in einem Mafiasystem zu leben, das alles verhindert, was den Reichtum der Superreichen und die Pfründe der Etablierten bremsen könnte, ist ja offenbar nicht nur wirrer Verschwörungsglaube. <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Lobbykratie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Lobbykratie</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/dopfner" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#dopfner</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/fdp" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fdp</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/enteignetspringer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#enteignetspringer</a>

Mx Amber Alex (she/it)Amazing, the guy still got in 😂 <a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/GTA5" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GTA5</a>

Mx Amber Alex (she/it)<a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/GTA5" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GTA5</a>, always a pleasure (dude killed me during a crucial mission, other dude killed me for fun, hacker killed everyone on the server, hacker teleported everyone on the server into a big pile of cops, third dude killed me while I tried to take revenge on second dude, hacker teleported everyone into a motorcycle race we couldn't get out of, hacker kept despawning my helicopter).And all that within ~10 minutes.

ikstinesSomething a little different. A character from the world of gtarp. Mayor and Dark Emperor, Lang Buddah. . . . . <a href="https://socel.net/tags/art" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#art</a> <a href="https://socel.net/tags/creative" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#creative</a> <a href="https://socel.net/tags/create" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#create</a> <a href="https://socel.net/tags/illustration" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#illustration</a> <a href="https://socel.net/tags/draw" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#draw</a> <a href="https://socel.net/tags/drawing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#drawing</a> <a href="https://socel.net/tags/artist" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#artist</a> <a href="https://socel.net/tags/artistsonmasto" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#artistsonmasto</a> <a href="https://socel.net/tags/comicart" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comicart</a> <a href="https://socel.net/tags/comic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comic</a> <a href="https://socel.net/tags/comics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comics</a> <a href="https://socel.net/tags/gta" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#gta</a> <a href="https://socel.net/tags/gta5" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#gta5</a> <a href="https://socel.net/tags/gtav" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#gtav</a> <a href="https://socel.net/tags/gtarp" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#gtarp</a> <a href="https://socel.net/tags/fanart" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fanart</a> <a href="https://socel.net/tags/illustrator" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#illustrator</a> <a href="https://socel.net/tags/roleplay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#roleplay</a> <a href="https://socel.net/tags/artoftheday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#artoftheday</a> <a href="https://socel.net/tags/mastoart" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#mastoart</a>

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