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"Anchor Bolts" by XKCD comic (mirror bots @xkcd @xkcdbot ) - If they were to do this in the Pacific Northwest #PNW to hold in place the Cascadia Subduction Zone, these giant bolts would be installed inland at intervals near Medford, Eugene, Portland, Olympia, Seattle, Burlington and Vancouver. Keep them away from the Cascade volcano magma chambers which would loosen the grip of the bolts. https://xkcd.com/3078/ #geology #mapgeek #humor #WTF
![XKCD comic # 3078 "Anchor Bolts" https://xkcd.com/3078/
transcript & explanation (truncated to fit) from ExplainXKCD https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/3078:_Anchor_Bolts
transcript:
[Panel shows Randall's usual illustration of a subduction zone: a tectonic plate subducting from the left side of the panel with water above it, and a mountain range forming on the right side of the panel on the other tectonic plate. Beneath each tectonic plate is the asthenosphere. The main difference between this image and others like it is that there is a bolt shown attaching the plates together in the subduction zone. The head of the bolt is shown in the asthenosphere below the subducting plate. There are two washers displayed, one between the bolt head and the subducting plate and one above the other above the upper plate on the side of a smaller mountain. A wing nut is positioned above this washer, with part of the bolt sticking out above the nut, higher than the tallest mountains in the panel]
[Caption below the panel:]
Good news: Geophysicists are finally installing Earth's required anti-subduction anchor bolts.
explanation:
The comic displays a cross-section of a subduction zone, with an anchor bolt connecting the two tectonic plates. Anchor bolts are used to secure an item in place, for instance to attach a building to it's foundation. In earthquake prone areas, anchor bolts are often used to secure furniture so it will be less hazardous during a tremor. [...]](https://cdn.masto.host/avgeeksocial/media_attachments/files/114/366/604/880/951/527/original/ef0da0a68de903aa.png "XKCD comic # 3078 \"Anchor Bolts\" https://xkcd.com/3078/
transcript & explanation (truncated to fit) from ExplainXKCD https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/3078:_Anchor_Bolts
transcript:
[Panel shows Randall's usual illustration of a subduction zone: a tectonic plate subducting from the left side of the panel with water above it, and a mountain range forming on the right side of the panel on the other tectonic plate. Beneath each tectonic plate is the asthenosphere. The main difference between this image and others like it is that there is a bolt shown attaching the plates together in the subduction zone. The head of the bolt is shown in the asthenosphere below the subducting plate. There are two washers displayed, one between the bolt head and the subducting plate and one above the other above the upper plate on the side of a smaller mountain. A wing nut is positioned above this washer, with part of the bolt sticking out above the nut, higher than the tallest mountains in the panel]
[Caption below the panel:]
Good news: Geophysicists are finally installing Earth's required anti-subduction anchor bolts.
explanation:
The comic displays a cross-section of a subduction zone, with an anchor bolt connecting the two tectonic plates. Anchor bolts are used to secure an item in place, for instance to attach a building to it's foundation. In earthquake prone areas, anchor bolts are often used to secure furniture so it will be less hazardous during a tremor. [...]")
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Trigger-Set - jetzt in der Oster-Version mit "Sitzhase"
#Humor #satire #Titanic #ostern #ostern2025 #NeuHier
Frohe Ostern den ganzen, bekannten Fediversum da draußen in den unendlichen Weiten!!! Wenn ihr nicht wisst, wo es lang geht, dann follwow the White oster 
!! 
Hauptsache, Ihr habt im Fediversum immer ein Handdtuch dabei! Und natürlich eine Waffel nicht vergessen! 
Dann kann nichts passieren... 
Now I need to learn to swear professionally! 
@linguistics @linguisticsmemes @humour
#LinguisticMemes #Memes #Linguistics #Words #Humor #Humour
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Even at my saddest, you fedi peeps make me laugh. #fediFrenz #Humor #safeSpace #WTF
Be a Horde of animals
Pretending to be human Kind of badly
That's the game. 
Good luck!
itch.ioJust A Normal Human by Rev Casey
I've noticed something about the people who follow me, and comment on #scoopz that I think is a reflection of toxic masculinity -
90% of the people who follow me are women. They leave nice, encouraging comments.
90% of the hate comments are men and usually call me girly, gay, or ugly.
My favorite comeback when they do is "only men with really fragile masculinity call other men girly all the time, snowflake," and they lose their mind and write me an essay of hate.
Ich mochte ja früher gerne diese Paper Dolls/Dress-Up Figuren, an die man diverse Papier-Kleidungsstücke hängen konnte.
My superpower is the ability to remove various other items from the freezer to take that 1 item out of the freezer, and then not able to fit all the other items back into the freezer. 
I thought to ask a question here related to my work about how to implement some functionality in a most privacy-respecting way possible, retaining functionality matching to a set of requirements, and decided to not ask it. Simply speaking, I tried to view such question in shoes of "a random average person-in-vacuum of Fediverse", and most expected reaction I could imagine was set of curses on me being a data-hungry capitalist who mines people for profit.
https://youtube.com/shorts/mi7cS5z2cJY?feature=shared
ENG: Observational study on medical #cannabis use for 300 people over 50 proves medical #weed effectiveness. Patients favor high CBD low THC oral dosing ( balanced 1:1), to reduce arthritic/chronic pain and help sleep without having to chain smoke/vape. If CBD dominantes there is almost no psychotropic effect.
ESP: Ciencia moderna confirma que #marijuana medicinal alivia dolor crónico, artrítis y sueño. Estudio con 300 personas de más de 50 años revela que pacientes prefieren gotas o comestibles altos en CBD y bajos en THC. Extracto 1:1 de flor resulta aún más efectivo y evita tener que fumar/vapear para sostener efectos analgésicos/ansiolíticos. De dominar el CBD el efecto psicotropico es nulo o mínimo.
#memercredi #viernesdememes #humour #funny #humor #salud #regenerativemedicine #humornegro
#HumourNoir #science #health
#chronicillness #ChronicPainMemes
#chronicpain #thc #cbd #cbn #thca
#sleep #arthritis #cannabinoids
#cannabismedicinal #cannabismedical
ALT-TXT: Monochrome photo of old indigenous woman holding a huge joint between her swollen fingers. Text: SIGNS OF AGING: Swollen Joints
Run for your lives -- here comes Peter Cottontail!
#EasterBunny #easter #goodfriday #humor #humour
(Art by Michael Sawa.)
Moments before a bear attack
#photography #monochrome #bnw #blackandwhite #dogs #animals #nature #humor #furbabies
#photography #monochrome #bnw #blackandwhite #dogs #animals #nature #humor #furbabies
Einen etwas älteren Kalauer erlaube ich mir.
Frohe Festtage.
