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Lorry :unverified:

I figured it was time to write a weblog post breaking down the political and illogical farce of Trudeau's executive actions on firearms these last few years.

You probably won't see many posts like this from the far left, but as the saying goes: "When you go far enough left, you get your guns back."

Oh yeah, I should put a link instead of spending all of my time writing an alt-text on that free Tornado spud-gun advert that doesn't even link anywhere.

superhighwayman.com/2025/canad

#Canada #Guns #CanPoli #Politics #Firearms #SKS #I #Bet #Twitter #Has #More #AR15 #Hashtags #than #Mastodon #NFA #PeePee #polievre #Trudeau #Carney #BigBills #Blog #Tornado #Comic #Potato #TooManyHashtags #AI #Assisted #Weblog #NobodyReadsTheseAnyway #RamRanch #FreedumbConvoy #TimBitTaliban (I haven't used those for ages, I will stop now)

An advert for the 1979-04-07 issue of Tornado comic, which came with a spud gun that I could never make work. The rubber band just wasn't powerful enough to shove a potato plug out of its barely pressurised chamber. It was, however, better than the Turbo Flyer and the Mayday Wallet that were free in issues 1 and 2.
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fedward :omya:
@simontatham @genehack Pretty sure I've told this story here before, but I was once responsible for a team that managed daily log file analysis. For various reasons sometimes some of the necessary log files might be missing when the scheduled job ran, so I built a tool admins could use to rerun the daily analysis after trying to fetch the missing logs. In certain circumstances that tool could restart itself, leading to a subtle bug related to an open filehandle.

I (eventually) found and fixed the bug, and added a Bart Simpson style comment below the bug fix:

#I will always close my filehandles.
#I will always close my filehandles.
#I will always ...

Months after I left that job, I got a text from somebody still at the company, containing just that code comment. He'd gotten a big laugh out of it.
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🍏 pronouns: she/it/neos
🍏 age: 13 (dont be a creep chat)
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🍏 dislikes: styrofoam, forks scraping on glass, markers on paper, anything that triggers my sensory issues. thats literally it
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Canadian Crone

@gemelliz #I am not a crook” says @dougford “I am not a fascist” says @stephenharper. “I am not into #EvangelicalPatriarchy” says #PP. What do they all have in common? Pathological lying and an uncontrollable lust to loot and pillage Canada’s resources for their own gratification. They are #MapleMAGA proponents who could care less about the well-being of Canadians. And #CdnMediaFailsMiserabky in its role of advocate for citizens. It has sold its soul.

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(((Cindy Weinstein)))

I arrived very hungry in #Sarlat-la-Canéda, a small village in the Périgord region of #France, at 11 pm, after having driven (and gotten extremely lost) 8+ hours. Of course no restaurants were open but the Hotel Madeleine was. The staff said the kitchen was closed but the chef would whip me up something if I'd like. This mouth-watering #tomato and #burrata salad appeared soon after. A gift from the gods and goddesses.

#I💜France

red and yellow heirloom tomatoes drizzled with balsamic vinegar dressing, dotted with pine nuts, with a big chunk of burrata cheese in the middle of the bowl.
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Hanse Mina

#I know #Russia doesn't have the numbers necessary to do a strategic breakthrough,” Christopher #Cavoli told reporters after a meeting of the alliance’s defense chiefs at #NATO headquarters in #Brussels

“They don't have the skill and the capability to do it, to operate at the scale necessary to exploit any breakthrough to strategic advantage," said the #US general, but added: "They do have the ability to make local advances and they have done some of that”

politico.eu/article/top-nato-c

POLITICO · Top NATO commander: Russia’s offensive won’t succeedBy Jacopo Barigazzi
#Ukraine#EU
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