MAGA Mike Johnson was on FOX talking about the US economy and stuttered through the following statement:
"The adults are back in the room, and we're going to turn this economy around. We need a little runway to do it... I keep using this metaphor of an aircraft carrier, you know, it took decades to get into the mess that we're in. You don't turn an aircraft carrier on a dime, but you need miles of open ocean to do it"
Given his position in the government, I am sure he should know more about US Aircraft carriers. They can turn on a dime, and what's more, even at 30 knots they don't need miles of open ocean to turn, they are almost as nimble as a Seadoo when they want to be!
The USS Abraham Lincoln has a message for your shitty metaphor, Mike.
As I posted earlier, Johnson said it would pass.
“Speaker #MikeJohnson on Tuesday succeeded in a high-stakes House vote to pass #Trump’s plan to fund the government into the fall, overcoming far-right opposition as the GOP scrambles to avert a government shutdown Friday at midnight.”
https://www.cnn.com/2025/03/11/politics/government-funding-bill-house-vote?cid=ios_app
You may not know the name Steve Berger, but the archconservative evangelical pastor has influence in Washington, D.C. — so much so that several Republican party lawmakers live at his nonprofit organization’s headquarters. Berger has said his goal is to “disciple” members of Congress so what “they learn is then translated into policy.” Past and present residents of his townhouse — described by @ProPublica as “what amounts to a group house for conservative lawmakers” include Speaker Mike Johnson, Trump ally Rep. Andy Ogles and Dan Bishop, a former Congressman.
In an attempt to avoid a #GovernmentShutdown at the end of next week, #Trump & #House Speaker #MikeJohnson are pitching a #stopgap bill that would keep federal dollars flowing through Sept 30. Trump & Johnson are embracing it as a way to avoid a politically damaging shutdown fight among #Republicans while still giving Trump wide latitude to slash spending on his own in defiance of #Congress & the #law.
#HouseRepublicans #ChaosCaucus #USpol
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/03/06/us/politics/trump-johnson-republicans-spending-bill.html?smid=url-share
Is the GOP avoiding the truth about voter discontent? Recent actions by Republican House members, particularly Mike Johnson, show a shift in focus from constituent needs to blaming perceived leftist threats. Under NRCC Chair Richard Hudson’s guidance, they're advised to skip town halls due to protests, favoring phone and livestream interactions. This strategy highlights a disturbing trend of evasion rather than engagement. Learn more about this crucial issue here: [read more](https://crooksandliars.com/2025/03/speaker-johnson-blame-soros-funded-0). #GOP #MikeJohnson #ConstituentEngagement #PoliticalAccountability
Republican #House Speaker #MikeJohnson urged fellow Republican lawmakers on Tues to avoid #public #TownHall meetings with #voters after some events turned into angry confrontations over #Trump's moves to fire #FederalWorkers & defund government programs.
#cowards #PublicDisservice #Republicans #GOP #RepresentationMatters #USpol #Musk #DOGE #FederalAgencies #SocialSecurity #Medicaid #Veterans #children #seniors #disability #PublicHealth #weather #DisasterPreparedness
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/us-house-speaker-urges-lawmakers-avoid-town-hall-meetings-2025-03-04/
@Nonilex #Scumbag #ChristoFascist #NaziCunt #MikeJohnson is too stupid to read the room and realize he's surrounded by people who want HIM to suffer now. #WakeUp #ShitBag. And wtf #NBC #MTP??? Stop giving Nazi cunts a microphone and platform to lie.
In another interview, on NBC’s Meet the Press, #Republican #House Speaker #MikeJohnson suggested that President Volodymyr #Zelensky of #Ukraine should step down if he doesn’t sign #Trump’s deal [#extortion] on rare #minerals & agree to end the #war. “Something has to change. Either he needs to come to his senses & come back to the table in gratitude, or someone else needs to lead the country to do that,” Johnson said.
#MikeJohnson also, however, described the #war in #Ukraine as “unjust” & called President Vladimir V. Putin of #Russia an “aggressor,” a departure from the friendly language that #Trump has used to describe #Putin. “I think Vladimir Putin is a an old-school communist,” Johnson said. “He’s not to be trusted, & he is dangerous.” He also said that #China, Russia, #Iran & #NorthKorea amount to “new Axis powers” & they “are not on America’s side.”
Meanwhile in the #US…
#Republican #House Speaker #MikeJohnson defended #Trump’s & #JDVance’s conduct during the Oval Office meeting on Friday, saying that President Volodymyr #Zelensky of #Ukraine “acted so inappropriately” & should have “shown more gratitude.”
“For him to act as he did was rather shocking to everyone,” Johnson said of Zelensky, speaking to CNN. “Instead of showing gratitude, he interrupted & berated his hosts at a very perilous time for his country.”
@GottaLaff HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! Fucking dipshit suck-up #ChristoFascist #Traitor #MikeJohnson couldn't convince enough of the felon's fellating lickspittle scumbags to *assure* total destruction of the budget. #GOP #Shitbags #Imbeciles #NaziCunts
Later in Dec, a TV report cited the editor’s note & labeled the 6% number as “false.” At about the same time, PolitiFact looked at #MikeJohnson’s claim that only 1% of #FederalWorkers show up to work each day & labeled it “pants on fire,” the fact-checking site’s lowest rating for a statement that is “not accurate & makes a ridiculous claim.”
That should have ended the conversation. But it didn’t.
The claim was immediately picked up by The #NewYorkPost, commentator #SeanHannity & other #Trump allies. Hannity tweeted “JOB FOR DOGE: Only 6% of Federal Employees work from an Office Full-time, Some not working at All: Audit.”
The Post followed up hours later w/an editorial that derided #FederalWorkers for their “privilege” & asked, “How many does the nation actually need?” #House Speaker #MikeJohnson told reporters, “That is absurd, & it’s not something the American people will stand for.”
Ewwwww. Gross!
Mike Johnson was technically US president for 'about 37 seconds' — here’s why
https://www.alternet.org/mike-johnson-vance-presidency/
#Eilnachricht:
#GeoPol #Eupol #DEpol
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...wurde, beginnt am Montag mit einer Podiumsdiskussion, an der auch der Sprecher der Republikaner im US-#Repräsentantenhaus, #MikeJohnson, und der Vorsitzende der #UKConservativeParty, #KemiBadenoch, teilnehmen.
Die Konferenz, die als Versuch angekündigt ist, „die Grundlagen der Zivilisation neu zu legen“, wird Panels zum Thema Energie und Umwelt beinhalten, die mit prominenten Leugnern der #Klimakrise besetzt sind, wie #DeSmog bereits...