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Jae Bloom<p>Why is Imagine Dragons singing about being a vampire?</p><p>"I'm a vampire, vampire”</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.me.uk/tags/misheardlyrics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>misheardlyrics</span></a> Bad Liar song</p>
Wendy Palmer<p><a href="https://mastodon.au/tags/TIL" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TIL</span></a> that the lyrics are not actually </p><p>And I can tell you my love for you will still be strong<br>After the poisoned summer has gone</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.au/tags/MisheardLyrics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MisheardLyrics</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.au/tags/KissThisGuy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>KissThisGuy</span></a></p>
AnneTheWriter<p>This falls under the category of <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/MisheardLyrics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MisheardLyrics</span></a> .</p><p>(It's <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/HootinTootinTuesday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HootinTootinTuesday</span></a> again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Mastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Mastodon</span></a>.)</p><p><a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Humour</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/FunnyMeme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FunnyMeme</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Lucille" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Lucille</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/KennyRogers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>KennyRogers</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/MisheardLyric" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MisheardLyric</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Oldies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Oldies</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/CountryMusic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CountryMusic</span></a></p>
Fennix<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://infosec.exchange/@catsalad" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>catsalad</span></a></span> </p><p>The world was gonna hold me</p><p><a href="https://infosec.space/tags/MisheardLyrics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MisheardLyrics</span></a></p>
Matt × 🇳🇴 🇺🇦<p>There's a lyric in 0898 HEARTACHE by Los Campesinos! that starts "Grind my bones into the finest snow" but I have always heard and will always sing "Grandma bones..."</p><p>👵 🦴 </p><p><a href="https://oslo.town/tags/Music" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Music</span></a> <a href="https://oslo.town/tags/MisheardLyrics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MisheardLyrics</span></a> <a href="https://oslo.town/tags/NowPlaying" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NowPlaying</span></a> <a href="https://oslo.town/tags/LosCampesinos" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>LosCampesinos</span></a> <a href="https://oslo.town/tags/0898HEARTACHE" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>0898HEARTACHE</span></a> <a href="https://oslo.town/tags/IndieRock" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>IndieRock</span></a> <a href="https://oslo.town/tags/Emo" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Emo</span></a> <a href="https://oslo.town/tags/IndieMusic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>IndieMusic</span></a> <a href="https://oslo.town/tags/BandsFromWales" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BandsFromWales</span></a> <a href="https://oslo.town/tags/SorryGareth" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SorryGareth</span></a></p>
doopledi<p>the yearn for connection my own predilection <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/misheardlyrics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>misheardlyrics</span></a></p>
Joseph Szymborski :qcca:<p>I genuinely always thought the second line from the lyrics of "Nothing Else Matters" was "Couldn't be much more wunderbar" rather than "Couldn't be much more from the heart". </p><p>This follows a long list of <a href="https://cosocial.ca/tags/misheardlyrics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>misheardlyrics</span></a> that I hold both dear to my heart but cannot explain at all as they don't sound at all like the original.</p>
pejacoby<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://chaos.social/@bazkie" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>bazkie</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://infosec.exchange/@i0null" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>i0null</span></a></span> man, add that to the <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/misheardLyrics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>misheardLyrics</span></a> tag, I’d always thought it was “dancers”</p><p>I stand corrected! 😀</p>
Dgar<p>Two weak long Daizon Knights <br>Time dragon underneath delights<br>Walking on a dime<br>Mine and greater eyes<br>And gimp in the back room on the out tide. </p><p><a href="https://aus.social/tags/misheardlyrics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>misheardlyrics</span></a> </p><p>It’s Always Monday On The Moon. <br>~ <a href="https://aus.social/tags/Dgar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Dgar</span></a></p><p><a href="https://ffm.to/dgaritsalwaysmondayonthemoon" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">ffm.to/dgaritsalwaysmondayonth</span><span class="invisible">emoon</span></a></p><p><a href="https://aus.social/tags/DgarMusic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DgarMusic</span></a></p>
SleepyCatten<p>🎵 And you can hold me like an otter<br>And I will hug you like nothing matters 🎵</p><p><a href="https://cultofshiv.wtf/tags/MisheardLyrics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MisheardLyrics</span></a> <a href="https://cultofshiv.wtf/tags/TheLastDinnerParty" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TheLastDinnerParty</span></a> <a href="https://cultofshiv.wtf/tags/NothingMatters" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NothingMatters</span></a></p>
Jan Lehnardt :couchdb:<p>Pool meander<br>Pool meander<br>I’m not a Fred</p><p><a href="https://narrativ.es/tags/MisheardLyrics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MisheardLyrics</span></a></p>
Matt Norby<p>Blinded by the light,<br>Wrapped up like a dude in a pyramid tonight.</p><p><a href="https://youtu.be/Rzk3x3HZbJI?si=7dyGBkonN4MhrX10" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">youtu.be/Rzk3x3HZbJI?si=7dyGBk</span><span class="invisible">onN4MhrX10</span></a></p><p><a href="https://ohai.social/tags/MummysDeepThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MummysDeepThoughts</span></a> <br><a href="https://ohai.social/tags/HashtagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashtagGames</span></a><br><a href="https://ohai.social/tags/MisheardLyrics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MisheardLyrics</span></a></p>
Mike<p>Goodbye Rosie, the Queen of Pomona</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/MisheardLyrics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MisheardLyrics</span></a></p>
Eivind (like the Terrible)<p>Woke up with Roxette's The Look playing in my head. Still happens from time to time, and the lyrics are still as I heard them as a child.</p><p>🎶<br>Walking like a man<br>Feeling like a hamburger<br>You are not scared<br>Life is like a critter<br>This is just a raindrop<br>She's got the look<br>🎶</p><p><a href="https://fribygda.no/tags/MisheardLyrics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MisheardLyrics</span></a></p>
Mikiel<p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://hessen.social/@knirscher" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>knirscher</span></a></span> Bei uns ist gerade "Disco Disco Parmesani" angesagt. Eigentlich sehr schöne Idee alle Lieder auf Essen umzudichten.</p><p><a href="https://hessen.social/tags/misheardlyrics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>misheardlyrics</span></a></p>
menschenfreund<p>Wenn das Kind quietschfidel singt:</p><p>»Nordisch! Wu hu uh! Nordisch Banähnsche!«</p><p>Dann haben die Eltern alles richtig gemacht.</p><p><a href="https://hessen.social/tags/Badesalz" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Badesalz</span></a> <a href="https://hessen.social/tags/FettesBrot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FettesBrot</span></a> <a href="https://hessen.social/tags/misheardlyrics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>misheardlyrics</span></a></p>
Dgar<p>Two weak long Daizon Knights <br>Time dragon underneath delights<br>Walking on a dime<br>Mine and greater eyes<br>And gimp in the back room on the out tide. </p><p><a href="https://aus.social/tags/misheardlyrics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>misheardlyrics</span></a> </p><p>It’s Always Monday On The Moon. <br>~ Dgar</p><p>Soundcloud: <a href="https://soundcloud.com/dgarmusic/its-always-monday-on-the-moon" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">soundcloud.com/dgarmusic/its-a</span><span class="invisible">lways-monday-on-the-moon</span></a></p><p>Tidal: <a href="https://tidal.com/track/186325890" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">tidal.com/track/186325890</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p><p>Apple Music: <a href="https://music.apple.com/au/album/its-always-monday-on-the-moon/1570437238?i=1570437239" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">music.apple.com/au/album/its-a</span><span class="invisible">lways-monday-on-the-moon/1570437238?i=1570437239</span></a></p><p>Deezer: <a href="https://deezer.page.link/DL9bHSwPcsEHqudA6" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">deezer.page.link/DL9bHSwPcsEHq</span><span class="invisible">udA6</span></a></p><p>YouTube: <a href="https://youtu.be/wFDvpdZ7Z9k" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">youtu.be/wFDvpdZ7Z9k</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p><p>Spotify: <a href="https://open.spotify.com/album/0Ww6pE2G8LxBOYih5WX5By" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">open.spotify.com/album/0Ww6pE2</span><span class="invisible">G8LxBOYih5WX5By</span></a></p>
Ole Guldberg<p>In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida is actually a song with buildin <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/misheardlyrics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>misheardlyrics</span></a> <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In-A-Gad</span><span class="invisible">da-Da-Vida</span></a></p>
7sleepersmusic<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MisheardLyrics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MisheardLyrics</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HashtagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashtagGames</span></a> Story is that lead singer Su Tissue was at a loud party and asked some dude what he did for a living and she thought she heard "Oh my genitals!" Which is not what he said but she turned it into a song anyway ;-) <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SuburbanLawns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SuburbanLawns</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/NewWave" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NewWave</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/NewWaveTheater" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NewWaveTheater</span></a> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYLb4Zxl3Yc" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">youtube.com/watch?v=UYLb4Zxl3Y</span><span class="invisible">c</span></a></p>
Gaston Courtade<p>Watt is love?<br>Baby don't Hertz me,<br>don't Hertz me.<br>No Morse</p><p><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/misheardlyrics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>misheardlyrics</span></a></p>
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