An excerpt from the Internal Security handbook:
"If traitors have no right to due process, then loyal citizens have no right to due process either.
All you have to do is claim your target is a traitor; and without due process they have no ability to disprove you... unless they outrank you, of course."
BREAKING: After President Trump objected to the official painting of him that was displayed in the Colorado State Capitol, calling it "distorted," the governor has unveiled a new, more accurate portrait.
More news any moment.
What if they add the Canadian Prime Minister to the Canada war group chat texts...
I wrote what that might be like:
#Satire & #Parody picks of the day:
@newsthump - Official account of UK satirical news site
@janboehm - German satirist (in German)
@theonion.com - Feed of US satirical news site
@derpostillon - Official account of German satirical news site (in German)
@theshovel.com.au - Feed of Australian satirical news site
@ToyBoxComix - Satire of current world events through the medium of old toys
@MissingThePt - Surreal observations on current events
Yes, Washington Post, it was a flight of fancy of Mary Poppins level.
Unfortunately, in this difficult and messy 2025, the issue of global warming is all but forgotten.
From my archive.
@thedailyshow.com
Ep 3-26-2025
#signalgate #satire #geopolitics #thedailyshow #hegseth
"Republicans Play "War Plan" Semantics As More Damning Texts Released | The Daily Show"
I want Mike Waltz to advise me on National Security and am glad he is our National Security Advisor.
#satire #humor #politics #mikewaltz #signal
Borowitz Report
Waltz Says He Used Signal for War Plans Because it Offered More Emojis
Breaking: Trump Executive Order requires Passport or REALID to Vote.
Also breaking:
https://apnews.com/article/us-postal-service-doge-agreement-daf3bf54fa0718908791fcb368b4d9d8
Hereafter called the "SSA model"
First they came for everyone.
And the University Presidents said "TAKE EVERYONE! WE CAN'T TOUCH OUR ENDOWMENTS!!"
First they came for everyone.
And the law firms said "TAKE EVERYONE! OUR CLIENTS DEMAND WE HAVE ACCESS!!!"
Security Patch 443.27 Notes:
Information regarding the unpersoning and disappearing of citizens is now a confidential State Secret.
Information regarding planned military strikes involving top military personnel is now considered completely unclassified.
I found (made) the war plans the National Security Advisor, Secretary of Defense, Secretary of the Treasury and the Secretary of State sent to the editor in chief of @TheAtlantic (but The Atlantic didn’t release publicly).
Surprisingly sensitive stuff.
A letter from Paul Weiss,
"As you know access to government is what brings our clients in the door. We have received an authoritarian threat from Trump. We capitulate to his demands. You should too. Our clients demand that we go along with authoritarianism. They are good clients."
