-0--1-<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@randahl" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>randahl</span></a></span> The <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/OldWhiteFuckers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>OldWhiteFuckers</span></a> in <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Wyoming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Wyoming</span></a> are kinda slow. They don't think too quick most of the time. No need to think quick in <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Wyoming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Wyoming</span></a> cuz' nothing happens in <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Wyoming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Wyoming</span></a>. Those <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HickABillyBoonHucks" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HickABillyBoonHucks</span></a> jus' <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/FidgetWithTheirGuns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FidgetWithTheirGuns</span></a>, eat <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/BeansNSpuds" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BeansNSpuds</span></a> drink Whiskey, and <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Whisper" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Whisper</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SelfishWhispers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SelfishWhispers</span></a> to a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MagicSkyDaddy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MagicSkyDaddy</span></a> and a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ZombieJew" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ZombieJew</span></a> and <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ImaginaryFriends" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ImaginaryFriends</span></a> to bend the laws of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Biology" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Biology</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Chemistry" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Chemistry</span></a> and <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Physics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Physics</span></a> to grant their <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SelfishDesires" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SelfishDesires</span></a>. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/YupThatsWyoming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>YupThatsWyoming</span></a> <a href="https://youtu.be/XRhi8Tk9nNE?feature=shared" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">youtu.be/XRhi8Tk9nNE?feature=s</span><span class="invisible">hared</span></a></p>
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-0--1-<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SaintLuigi" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SaintLuigi</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PatronSaintOfCEOs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PatronSaintOfCEOs</span></a> protect @TomCottonAR<br> and @SarahHuckabee from <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SpontaneousHumanCombustion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SpontaneousHumanCombustion</span></a> and being accidentally <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ShankedInTheNeckWithWhittledToothbrushes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ShankedInTheNeckWithWhittledToothbrushes</span></a> in the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CongressionalCloakRoom" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CongressionalCloakRoom</span></a>, In <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ZombieJew" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ZombieJew</span></a>'s name we <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Whisper" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Whisper</span></a> our <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SelfishWhispers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SelfishWhispers</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Amen" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Amen</span></a></p>
-0--1-<p>Every time I consider <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/magatmentality" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>magatmentality</span></a> I remind myself that there are MILLIONS of people who <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/beLIEve" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>beLIEve</span></a> in an <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Omnipotent" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Omnipotent</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Omnipresent" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Omnipresent</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Omniscient" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Omniscient</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MagicalSkyDaddy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MagicalSkyDaddy</span></a> and <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Whisper" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Whisper</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SelfishWhispers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SelfishWhispers</span></a> to a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ZombieJew" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ZombieJew</span></a> to bend the laws of Physics and Probability to grant their <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SelfishDesires" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SelfishDesires</span></a></p>
-0--1-<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://universeodon.com/@georgetakei" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>georgetakei</span></a></span> Every time I read something like this I have to remind myself that there are MILLIONS of people who <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/BELIEVE" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BELIEVE</span></a> in <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Omniscient" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Omniscient</span></a>, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Omnipresent" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Omnipresent</span></a>, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Omnipotent" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Omnipotent</span></a> beings that fly through the sky. They <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Whisper" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Whisper</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SelfishWhispers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SelfishWhispers</span></a> to them to bend the laws of Physics and Probability to grant their <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SelfishDesires" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SelfishDesires</span></a> and even pay money to do it. And then I find what I am reading doesn't seem so outrageous. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/JustBelieve" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JustBelieve</span></a></p>
-0--1-<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://masto.ai/@rbreich" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>rbreich</span></a></span> Every time I see these comments that should seem outrageous, I have to remind myself that millions of people <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/BELIEVE" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BELIEVE</span></a> in an <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Omniscient" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Omniscient</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Omnipresent" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Omnipresent</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Omnipotent" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Omnipotent</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Skydaddy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Skydaddy</span></a> a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ZombieJew" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ZombieJew</span></a> and <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Whisper" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Whisper</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SelfishWhispers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SelfishWhispers</span></a> to <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ImaginaryFriends" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ImaginaryFriends</span></a> to bend the laws of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Physics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Physics</span></a> and <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Probability" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Probability</span></a> to grant their <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SelfishDesires" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SelfishDesires</span></a>--and it's been happening for thousands of years, and they pay 10% of what they earn to keep their <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SelfDelusion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SelfDelusion</span></a> going.</p>
-0--1-<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://universeodon.com/@georgetakei" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>georgetakei</span></a></span> Sadly, I am reminded that if you already <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/BELIEVE" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BELIEVE</span></a> in an <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Omnipotent" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Omnipotent</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Omniscient" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Omniscient</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Omnipresent" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Omnipresent</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SkyDaddy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SkyDaddy</span></a> and <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Whisper" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Whisper</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SelfishWhispers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SelfishWhispers</span></a> to a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ZombieJew" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ZombieJew</span></a> to bend the laws of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Physics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Physics</span></a> and <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Probability" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Probability</span></a> to grant your <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SelfishDesires" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SelfishDesires</span></a> you can even believe in ANYTHING, even Trump</p>
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