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**MissConstrue** @MissConstrue@mefi.social · 1d *

MissConstrue @MissConstrue@mefi.social

Me: Hey, happy trans visibility day!
Daughter: Thanks?
Me: You know what would make you super visible?
Her: eyeroll; What?
Me: Come out of your cave and clean your bathroom. I'll be in the back with Steely Dan, heavy drugs, and quantum imaginary maths.
Her: Ah...you're doing taxes, that explains your sudden need for things to be ordered.
Me: Yeah...also, your bathroom is a biohazard, so....

#BestDaughterEver #transdayofvisibility #Life

**Maya West** @mayawest@spookygirl.boo · 3d

Maya West @mayawest@spookygirl.boo

good morning :3 #bbw #onlyfans #meme #silly #selfcare

**Maya West** @mayawest@spookygirl.boo · 4d

Maya West @mayawest@spookygirl.boo

You are just a complex plant capable of dread. Take care of the soil you grow in #bbw #onlyfans #meme #silly #selfcare

Helpful Whale Shark wants to remind you fo: be kind to yourself. have a snack. take your meds. get some rest. drink some water. stand up and stretch. Take a deep breath.

**vaviurka** @vaviurka@social.tchncs.de · 5d

vaviurka @vaviurka@social.tchncs.de

#Funcik sends his regards
#dogsofmastodon #silly #dog

**MDMRN** @mdmrn@urusai.social · Mar 24

Mar 24

MDMRN @mdmrn@urusai.social

Happy Breakfast Club Day.

Screenshot from the movie The Breakfast Club. Image shows the outside of Shermer High School (with the school name largely illegible above the front entrance) with the words, in Courier font, "Saturday, March 24, 1984," written on the screen.

#TheBreakfastClub #March #March24

**Aceade** @aceade@mastodon.ie · Mar 24 *

Mar 24 *

Aceade @aceade@mastodon.ie

Reason to complete Turret Baffler when it's released: you can enable Big Head Mode. And disable your crosshairs/minimap, but we all know which is more fun!

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3462150/Turret_Baffler/

The difficulty and game modifiers screen from Turret Baffler, focusing more on the gameplay modifiers section.

One of the modifiers that will be available is the classic Big Head Mode. Because I, the developer, think it's funny.

Big head Mode: all NPCs have comically-oversized heads.

#gamedev #indiedev #silly

**:･*Fweeblies*:･** @felisrandomis@pawb.fun · Mar 23

Mar 23

:･*Fweeblies*:･ @felisrandomis@pawb.fun

It's okay you'll get it next time :v

Digital art comic of a cartoon maned wolf character looking rather nervous at karaoke, telling himself not to fuck up the single lyric to the song Tequila by the Champs. Just as the word comes up, he yells "Bourbon!" instead of tequila, immediately swearing and dropping the microphone

#silly #comic #simpled

**Minerva Floofderg** @squeevee@yiff.life · Mar 21

Mar 21

Minerva Floofderg @squeevee@yiff.life

Suggestive furry art

**PJS** @tillytie@pixelfed.social · Mar 8

Mar 8

PJS @tillytie@pixelfed.social

To try to calm my anxiety, I am focusing on the joy of the small things in life. I have been delightfully gleeful with the WGAC Poetry Edition. I am a huge fan of the bamboo TP.

#WhoGivesACrap #wgac #bamboo #fun #ToiletPoet #PoetryEdition #rubberducky #snorkelduck #Lego #minions #MegaBloks #silly #movemindfully #InnerResourceCards #Joy #Zest #Wonder #Poetry

Picture of a bathroom toilet. In the center of the picture are ten stacked bamboo WhoGivesACrap toilet paper rolls, each with one word on the paper wrapper on the rolls spelling out: my magic planet with banana tentacles play love wet water. The rolls are sitting on a white shelf along with two stacked buckets. Under the white shelf is a blue stool with a yellow handle. R side: full left half of a white ceramic toilet with a closed lid and silver handle, a box of tissue is sitting on the back with a sticker on the box of two kissing fish. Above the tissue box is a white shelf with three items: a small plastic rubber duck with a snorkel, a Lego duck, and a MegaBloks Dispicable Me Jelly Lab including Minion Bob on a train hauling a batch of purple bottles. L side: on the floor is a white (outside) and yellow (inside) ceramic garbage can decorated with blue bubbles and a yellow duck. Above the garbage can is a toilet paper roll with a "triangle fold" fancy fold.

#poetry

**MDMRN** @mdmrn@urusai.social · Mar 7

Mar 7

MDMRN @mdmrn@urusai.social

We watched as the flour settled across the land. The smell if marinara was thick in the air.

"That son of a bitch. He really did it," I said to myself as I looked upon the rubble of the demolished hut.

The chef turned back to me and smiled, fresh mozzarella in hand.

He really had done it.

He had out pizza'd the hut.

#MicroFiction #Joke #Pizza

**Wen** @Wen@mastodon.scot · Mar 5

Mar 5

Wen @Wen@mastodon.scot

Continuity/Fact checking of the moment - Prime Target

Apple have been showing ‘Prime Target’ - an occasionally amusing, almost always silly thriller based around the premise that codes based on prime numbers can be easily cracked (short form explanation). But when our heroes make of in a #Swastikar (Tesla) the dubbed sound is of a combustion engine . Who got that wrong?

Well it amused, even if the history and maths were suspect

#PrimeTarget #Silly #AppleTV

**Aria** @ariareyslay@mastodon.social · Mar 4

Mar 4

Aria @ariareyslay@mastodon.social

When tech support gets in your hair . #funny #kitty #cat #silly #bicolor #catsofmastodon

**Say Mistage ʕ•ᴥ•ʔﾉ☆** @sayomgwtf@mstdn.party · Mar 3

Mar 3

Say Mistage ʕ•ᴥ•ʔﾉ☆ @sayomgwtf@mstdn.party

May I offer you a bean doodle in this trying time?

My Fall Guys bean with 'em Grouchy Glasses! The closest I will ever get to Zak McKracken shenanigans and I love it

Extra rough days require extra doodles

'Tis Doodle O'Clock ~☆

#MastoArt #Illustration #Drawing

**Anubi** @anubiarts@sunny.garden · Mar 2

Mar 2

Anubi @anubiarts@sunny.garden

here's a behind the scenes of my art, showing off how a piece comes to life!

as you can see, Garry's Mod is essential for my latest pieces

A "Behind the Scenes" Pixel Art, showing off how a piece is made, but with a Garry's Mod twist.

There's a few characters here, organizing everything to make a piece of Tiny Anubi lying on the ground.

Anubi Clown is using the Psychics Gun, trying to adjust the camera position from the right side.

Pixi is using the Tool Gun to place Tiny Anubi's hat (that's currently on the air) on the ground, although the hat is missing its texture. The UI for the Tool Gun can be seen at the top left side.

Hatsune Miku is on the background, holding a crowbar while there's some holes in the ground, presumably from the crowbar.

Wait a second. HATSUNE MIKU?!?!

#MastoArt #FediArt #PixelArt

**Lisa S Baker Art (Back Up)** @LisaSBaker@mastodon.world · Feb 26

Feb 26

Lisa S Baker Art (Back Up) @LisaSBaker@mastodon.world

Splish Splash - Llama's Bath. Rubber ducky? Check. Bubbles? Check. One very fluffy, very happy llama? Double check! https://1-lisas-baker.pixels.com/featured/splish-splash-llamas-bath-lisa-s-baker.html

An art print of a llama taking a bubble bath with a rubber ducky on top of it's head. Art by Lisa S Baker.

#llama #bath #bubblebath

**Unseen Crafts** @UnseenCrafts@mastodon.world · Feb 25

Feb 25

Unseen Crafts @UnseenCrafts@mastodon.world

Freya sporting her crochet hats. I made one and didn’t assume she’d wear it but she went to sleep in it so I made her another one #cats #CatsOfMastodon #crochet #calico #fip #handmade #silly

Ginger, white and tabby cat wearing a yellow crochet hat with a red band.

Ginger, white and tabby cat wearing a lilac crochet hat with cream trim and a cream flower with yellow button middle.

**Henry** @hl@social.lol · Feb 24

Feb 24

Henry @hl@social.lol

So sometimes you get a #silly idea, but can't let it go?

Well, what if #JohnMastodon opened a restaurant? I think it'd have to be called #Tooters right?

#Mastodon

**Cey** @ceylon@kolektiva.social · Feb 22

Feb 22

Cey @ceylon@kolektiva.social

and here we have Patch in his natural habitat taking his morning nap + sunbathing combo in a very funny, but comfy looking sleeping position haha!

a photo of Patch, a red-ish brown dachshund with a tan patch on his right eye, a big white patch on his tummy, and one white patch on his right front paw. he's sprawled out on a tan recliner that's sitting right next to a window. he's in a funny sleeping position, but seems to be very comfortable. he's laying half on his back, half on his side, with his back legs in the air, one front leg resting to his side, and the other resting on his tummy. he's very happy that he has sun to sunbathe in today (its been cloudy a lot recently). You can see the red tones in his hair beautifully in the full sunlight.

#dogs #dogsofmastodon #doxie

**Some Guy Extraordinaire** @tomstearns@social.coop · Feb 22

Feb 22

Some Guy Extraordinaire @tomstearns@social.coop

I've written a few parodies of William Carlos Williams' most famous poem. This is my favorite, a #haiku

Yo babe here's the thing
I ate the plums in the fridge
sorry not sorry

#poetry #silly #plums

**solarbird** @solarbird@solarbird.net · Feb 18 *

Feb 18 *

solarbird @solarbird@solarbird.net

everything is stupid but here i made this

I made a video for Monsterdon, the weekly mostly-monster-moving event on Mastodon.

For some reason, people voted to watch Frogs (1972) this week. The title sequence I’m riffing on can make anything look action-packed, but, uh, I’m told… don’t be fooled by that.

I mean, it’s terror frogs. Don’t expect too much. xD

MastodonSolarbird :flag_cascadia: (@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net)Attached: 1 video this week on #monsterdon FROGS

#art #silly #video

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