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Sandra NabbefeldMit Faktenprüfung und Basiswissen hapert es ja mittlerweile beachtlich. Ich dachte, ich hole Clippy nochmal aus dem Archiv.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cartoon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#cartoon</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#satire</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/clippy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#clippy</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#AI</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Basiswissen" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Basiswissen</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Allgemeinbildung" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Allgemeinbildung</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Verstand" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Verstand</a>

Dinchen @CAGGTUS H3-251"Expelled from Word, he is now trying to contact you through other programs..." <a href="https://mastodon.art/tags/dinchenix" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#dinchenix</a> <a href="https://mastodon.art/tags/pixelart" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#pixelart</a> <a href="https://mastodon.art/tags/clippy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#clippy</a>

Tommaso GagliardoniThe internet is going backwards.Doing a web search in 2025 is a nightmare: even if you tell Google/DuckDuckGo to disable AI summaries, most of the top results you get are clearly AI-generated word salads. More than in the past, I am finding myself keeping a curated list of trusted sources, wikis, personal homepages, blogs, microblogs, to fetch information from, rather than relying on search engines. People increasingly host their own stuff, because it has become easier, and digital self sovereignty is being finally seen as something valuable. Archivists scramble to hoard data that might soon disappear. Fediverse means going back from web 2.0 to email, and frankly it's great. Well, we're still being shoved in our throats modern versions of Clippy, but I guess no pain no gain.Now please bring back BBSs and 56k modems, and the cycle will be complete. I dream of a next era of steampunk utopia where "key exchange" has a very metallic meaning, and steam computers can factorize more than 15.<a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/ai" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ai</a> #2025 <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/google" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#google</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/web3" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#web3</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/fediverse" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fediverse</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/digitalselfsovereignty" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#digitalselfsovereignty</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/clippy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#clippy</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/bbs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bbs</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/56k" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#56k</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/steampunk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#steampunk</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/crypto" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#crypto</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/cryptography" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#cryptography</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/quantumcomputing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quantumcomputing</a>

Kagan MacTane (he/him)I think a lot of people are going to be able to find good uses for this in the next few days. I'm sorry, I'm not sure where it's from, but here... enjoy!Alt text already included for your convenience!<a href="https://wandering.shop/tags/MLK" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#MLK</a> <a href="https://wandering.shop/tags/MartinLutherKing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#MartinLutherKing</a> <a href="https://wandering.shop/tags/MartinLutherKingJr" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#MartinLutherKingJr</a> <a href="https://wandering.shop/tags/MLKDay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#MLKDay</a> <a href="https://wandering.shop/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#meme</a> <a href="https://wandering.shop/tags/memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#memes</a> <a href="https://wandering.shop/tags/Clippy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Clippy</a> <a href="https://wandering.shop/tags/WhiteSupremacy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#WhiteSupremacy</a> <a href="https://wandering.shop/tags/racism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#racism</a>

ꓤ uɐᗡ :verified_hellion:Die Hard is a FESTIVUS Movie.<a href="https://hellions.cloud/tags/ClippyKayYay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ClippyKayYay</a> <a href="https://hellions.cloud/tags/clippy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#clippy</a> <a href="https://hellions.cloud/tags/DieHard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DieHard</a> <a href="https://hellions.cloud/tags/festivus" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#festivus</a>

Martin HamiltonPOV: <a href="https://martinh.net/tags/MagdalenaBay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#MagdalenaBay</a> <a href="https://martinh.net/tags/Manchester" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Manchester</a><a href="https://martinh.net/tags/Clippy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Clippy</a> <a href="https://martinh.net/tags/Keytar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Keytar</a> <a href="https://martinh.net/tags/ThisIsFine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ThisIsFine</a> <a href="https://martinh.net/tags/Vaporwave" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Vaporwave</a>

OhSnap!Dragon"You look like you're trying to vote for Donald Trump. Would you like to have a session with a psychotherapist to diagnose your mental illness?" <a href="https://lounge.town/tags/Clippy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Clippy</a> <a href="https://lounge.town/tags/TrumpIsGarbage" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TrumpIsGarbage</a> <a href="https://lounge.town/tags/TrumpIsWeird" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TrumpIsWeird</a> <a href="https://lounge.town/tags/TrumpIsToast" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TrumpIsToast</a> <a href="https://lounge.town/tags/VoteBlue" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#VoteBlue</a>

Ю ⁂"Near the end of the series, none other than Bono turns up to call Gates “a bit punk rock.” It provides a great illustration of how wealth and proximity to it can warp people’s minds and their understanding of the world." - <a href="https://mastodon.online/@parismarx" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@parismarx</a> This! <a href="https://nahe.social/tags/capitalism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#capitalism</a> <a href="https://nahe.social/tags/monopoly" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#monopoly</a> <a href="https://nahe.social/tags/taxtherich" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#taxtherich</a> <a href="https://nahe.social/tags/propaganda" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#propaganda</a> <a href="https://nahe.social/tags/clippy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#clippy</a> Gates-washing the future <a href="https://disconnect.blog/gates-washing-the-future/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://disconnect.blog/gates-washing-the-future/</a>

nyckiA lot of "catchy" marketing words are trochees (<a href="https://xkcd.com/856/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://xkcd.com/856/</a>). Examples include "Google", "iPod", "Android", "Facebook", "Ebay", "Craigslist", "Twitter", "Cohost".Other almost-as-catchy words are dactyls, such as "Microsoft", "Amazon", "Powerpoint", "Instacart", "Mastodon".Microsoft is known for some questionable naming conventions. "Copilot" doesn't quite fit the pattern. Neither does "Cortana" or "Bing". But you know what would be a *killer* brand to bring back right about now? Clippy.If they're going to make me read questionable advice from an automated language model, the least they could do is let me say "Clippy that" every time.<a href="https://bark.lgbt/tags/microsoft" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#microsoft</a> <a href="https://bark.lgbt/tags/marketing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#marketing</a> <a href="https://bark.lgbt/tags/names" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#names</a> <a href="https://bark.lgbt/tags/language" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#language</a> <a href="https://bark.lgbt/tags/clippy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#clippy</a>

Heliograph<a href="https://mas.to/@VeryBadLlama" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@VeryBadLlama</a> would you like a meme with that? 😬 :thisisfinefire: <a href="https://mastodon.au/tags/websearch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#websearch</a> <a href="https://mastodon.au/tags/clippy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#clippy</a>

sven_md<a href="https://kolektiva.social/@MnemosyneSinger" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@MnemosyneSinger</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/clippy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#clippy</a> might just freshly/straight outta a horror-audition or be a new pokemon-evolution after ice cream cone, keys 'n trash bag in mind? rather googley eyes "went too far"-moments, etc. xDnot quite like zelda's orb to ...hey, listen?<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#meme</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#memes</a>

obrhoffIs Microsoft Teams the worst software ever created by humanity?<a href="https://chaos.social/tags/microsoftteams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#microsoftteams</a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/software" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#software</a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/TeamTrauma" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TeamTrauma</a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/clippy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#clippy</a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/userexperience" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#userexperience</a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/microsoft" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#microsoft</a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/slack" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#slack</a>

Ivan G.<a href="https://exquisite.social/@thomholwerda" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@thomholwerda</a> i thought it was <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/clippy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#clippy</a> :ablobspin:

Helen LHAnyone thought that the whole AI fiasco is Clippy getting it's revenge? <a href="https://sciences.social/tags/RevengeOfClippy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#RevengeOfClippy</a> <a href="https://sciences.social/tags/clippy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#clippy</a> <a href="https://sciences.social/tags/AI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#AI</a>

David AugustDidn’t expect him to become radicalized. <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/clippy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#clippy</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/fascism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fascism</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/politics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#politics</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#meme</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#satire</a>

Alistair KI have just joined an online Microsoft Office workplace. It appears that Clippy was not deprecated but in fact promoted to management, where it (he?) directs stupid annoying distractions and complications and confusions from on high. Someone needs to straighten it (him?) out. That's not just a pun.<a href="https://mastodon.nz/tags/Microsoft" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Microsoft</a> <a href="https://mastodon.nz/tags/Clippy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Clippy</a>

⛧ PAZUZZUDIO ⛧Outlook lader til at klappe sig selv på skulderen for hver gang det fremhæver at "hovsa, her brugte du vist lige to mellemrum i stedet for et. Har du lyst til at fjerne det?"Ved I, hvad der ville være endnu mere hjælpsomt? Bare at ændre det automatisk. Der er ingen god grund til at have to mellemrum mellem vilkårlige ord midt i en sætning.<a href="https://helvede.net/tags/FuckingMicrosoft" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#FuckingMicrosoft</a> <a href="https://helvede.net/tags/Clippy" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Clippy</a>

Kevin Karhan :verified:<a href="https://wetdry.world/@ioletsgo" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@ioletsgo</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Clippy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Clippy</a> at least did actually provide features and worked well - for like 1997 tech that's still great compared to the shitshow of <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/ChatGPT" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ChatGPT</a> .... At least Clippy didn't hallucinate a solution but admitted to not know or understand one's question...

⛧-440729 [sophie]It's such a great feeling to run `cargo clippy -- -W clippy::pedantic` and have no warnings printed.<a href="https://mastodon.catgirl.cloud/tags/rustlang" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#rustlang</a> <a href="https://mastodon.catgirl.cloud/tags/clippy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#clippy</a>

Ash KFor reasons I won't go into, I spent the last few moments styling up CSS notifications bubbles in the style of Clippy. <a href="https://codepen.io/AshKyd/pen/mdvdZyg" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://codepen.io/AshKyd/pen/mdvdZyg</a><a href="https://bne.social/tags/Clippy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Clippy</a> <a href="https://bne.social/tags/CSS" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#CSS</a>

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