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RobotWig :mastodon:<p>"Hi Count, I hear today's number is 3"</p><p>"Yes zat is right Grover, 1...2...3. Ha ha ha!"</p><p>"You know what letter the number 3 begins with?" </p><p>"Erm... zis is probably not a good idea Grover!"<br> <br>"That's right! The letter T... Hey what's wrong with your friend?"</p><p>All shot using real figures &amp; miniature sets. Had this idea for a while so thought I'd turn it into a fun photo.</p><p><a href="https://socel.net/tags/sesamestreet" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sesamestreet</span></a> <a href="https://socel.net/tags/toyphotography" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>toyphotography</span></a> <a href="https://socel.net/tags/photography" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>photography</span></a> <a href="https://socel.net/tags/miniatures" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>miniatures</span></a> <a href="https://socel.net/tags/muppets" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>muppets</span></a> <a href="https://socel.net/tags/dracula" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dracula</span></a> <a href="https://socel.net/tags/grover" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>grover</span></a> <a href="https://socel.net/tags/bigbird" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bigbird</span></a> <a href="https://socel.net/tags/count" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>count</span></a></p>
Susan Larson ♀️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌈<p>OPINION: If <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Trump</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/wins" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>wins</span></a>, <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/count" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>count</span></a> on continued <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/culturewars" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>culturewars</span></a>, <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/schoolvouchers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>schoolvouchers</span></a> and a <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/fixation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fixation</span></a> on ending the <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/federal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>federal</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/DepartmentofEducation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DepartmentofEducation</span></a>. </p><p>Expect a new era of <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/isolation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>isolation</span></a>, <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/separatism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>separatism</span></a> and a “<a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/politics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>politics</span></a> of <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/humiliation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humiliation</span></a>”. </p><p><a href="https://hechingerreport.org/opinion-if-trump-wins-count-on-continued-culture-wars-school-vouchers-and-a-fixation-on-ending-the-federal-department-of-education/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">hechingerreport.org/opinion-if</span><span class="invisible">-trump-wins-count-on-continued-culture-wars-school-vouchers-and-a-fixation-on-ending-the-federal-department-of-education/</span></a></p>
Susan Larson ♀️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌈<p>"<a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Unlawful" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Unlawful</span></a>": <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Experts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Experts</span></a> say <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Trump</span></a>-backed <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/New" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>New</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/electionboard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>electionboard</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/rules" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>rules</span></a> in <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Georgia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Georgia</span></a> threaten to "<a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/disrupt" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>disrupt</span></a>" <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Vote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Vote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/count" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>count</span></a> </p><p>But <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Georgia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Georgia</span></a>'s <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Republican" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Republican</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/AttorneyGeneral" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AttorneyGeneral</span></a> effectively "provided a <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/roadmap" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>roadmap</span></a>" to <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/challenge" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>challenge</span></a> new <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/rules" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>rules</span></a> in <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/court" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>court</span></a>. </p><p><a href="https://www.salon.com/2024/09/26/unlawful-experts-say-backed-georgia-board-rules-threaten-to-disrupt-count/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">salon.com/2024/09/26/unlawful-</span><span class="invisible">experts-say-backed-georgia-board-rules-threaten-to-disrupt-count/</span></a></p>
Susan Larson ♀️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌈<p><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/TeamLGBTQ" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TeamLGBTQ</span></a> is now <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/tied" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>tied</span></a> with <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/SouthKorea" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SouthKorea</span></a> for 8th in <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/ParisOlympics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ParisOlympics</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/medal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>medal</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/count" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>count</span></a>. </p><p>That’s ahead of every single <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/country" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>country</span></a> that <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/criminalizes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>criminalizes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/beinggay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>beinggay</span></a>. </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Women" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Women</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Transgender" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Transgender</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/LGBTQ" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>LGBTQ</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/LGBTQIA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>LGBTQIA</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/EuropeanUnion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>EuropeanUnion</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/France" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>France</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Paris" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Paris</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Entertainment" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Entertainment</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Sports" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Sports</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Olympics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Olympics</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Representation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Representation</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Culture" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Culture</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/RoleModels" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>RoleModels</span></a> </p><p><a href="https://www.outsports.com/2024/8/1/24098533/olympics-medal-count-paris-team-lgbtq-gold-silver-bronze/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">outsports.com/2024/8/1/2409853</span><span class="invisible">3/olympics-medal-count-paris-team-lgbtq-gold-silver-bronze/</span></a></p>
Dean Burnett (that brains guy)<p>Why does this thing exist? (Podcast) </p><p>Episode 102: “Soft Fanged Saddo” </p><p><a href="https://shows.acast.com/why-does-this-thing-exist-podcast/episodes/episode-102-soft-fanged-saddo" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">shows.acast.com/why-does-this-</span><span class="invisible">thing-exist-podcast/episodes/episode-102-soft-fanged-saddo</span></a></p><p>From 'The Count' as a washed up derelict to Simon's 'volcanic episode' in his boss's private toilet, the latest episode is one of the all-time greats </p><p><a href="https://ohai.social/tags/Podcast" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Podcast</span></a> <a href="https://ohai.social/tags/Count" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Count</span></a> <a href="https://ohai.social/tags/Toilet" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Toilet</span></a></p>