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This #Fig has its priorities right. It looks like a good amount of figs to eat in May. (It should crop large, insect free figs in a small amount in May, a big crop July/August of which 25%+ will only be fit for the chickens, and a small amount of small figs for the humans in December before going dormant).

Fig trees require a lot of pruning (but the wood is safe for food when burned and carpenter/leafcutter bees like the larger pruned branches to nest in).

Sur #wikipedia, les biographies de femmes sont moins illustrées que celles des hommes.

Lors du #fig, 35 portraits de femmes, géographes, autrices, ont pu être réalisés pour alimenter Commons et Wikipédia.

Ces femmes font la science et la culture et je souhaitais aujourd'hui les mettre en lumière : merci à elles de m'avoir fait confiance comme photographe.

Ces images illustrent des pages Wikipédia, comme celles de Armelle Choplin et de Nina Leger, qui n'avaient jusque-là pas de photographie.

Link to the original blog post with a nice text/pictures layout.

The problem:

Birds are eating figs in my backyard as soon as they’re ripe. Figs. Ripe figs. Not birds.

I’d prefer to eat them unharmed. Figs. Not birds.

The solution:

There’s an IT solution to every problem. Even more, every problem can be solved with a bit of hardware. Or throwing more storage into it. Believe me. More storage is good.

Hard disk: a nice, green 2TB Western Digital hard drive can surely be used to scare away the birds.

Some T8 torx screws are on the way. Let’s remove them.

Let’s see what’s in it. Shiny plates!

A T6 torx and a ring that holds plates comes off.

See? A beautiful, shiny, round plate. Three of them.

And magnets! Very strong permanent magnets! I already know what to do with them.

… and tiny tiny heads. Will have to make up what to do with them. A scratcher? Camping fork? Some kind of a weapon or a garden tool? We’ll see.

Everything nicely dismantled:

… and the plates hanged on the fig tree. See closely, they’re like black holes, bending the light:

Don’t see it in the picture? See the video, if your eyes react to movements better than to static images:

https://youtube.com/shorts/BfQCaWjJ_A4

Hashtags: #it #fig #scarecrow #harddrive

https://blog.rozman.info/hard-drives-figs-and-birds/

Time for my ficuses to strut their stuff!

My sweetheart fig bonsai is putting out new leaves all over, which can be so cute when they wear their protective shell as a hat 🎩

My Ruby rubber tree is also on the new leaf train, plus a bonus Philo. Birkin that now only does white leaves 👻

iPhone 14PM, Moment Macro lens
Full album: tinyurl.com/mrxh7x68
#Photography #macro #MacroPhotography #gardening #Plants #HousePlants #PlantsOfMastodon #spring #fig #philodendrons #birkin
@plants @nature

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#Introduction #Thread #Gardening

I've forgotten some. There's seeds on a pineapple, and on a Banana. Both are likely sterile but I tried each without success.
Right now, I am growing daffodils from last year's seeds.

I've started one or two pots of all my varieties of tomatoes to see what starts. They should be able to go out in the greenhouse in a few weeks.

#Apple#Pear#Plum
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#Introduction #Thread

I've sort of become a #SME (Subject Matter Expert) in these seed to tree developments.
IE: last year, I only was able to grow 2 peach trees. This year 10 grew. Gave away 4, 1 died, & the rest will be planted at each property when the ground thaws.
#Apple #Pear #Plum #Peach #Apricot #Nectarine #Fig #Date #Palm #Cactus #Kiwi #Grapefruit #Mango #Lemon #Orange #Pomegranate #Cherry #Oak #Chestnut #Maple

December 8: Fig-Cardamom Spread

Every year, the jams seem to come from one of three categories:
1) standards / crowd pleasers
2) experiments that ought never to have seen the light of day
3) explicitly Christmas-y flavors

Fig with cardamom seems distinctly Christmas-y to me. Very enjoyable now, but no matter what the lid of the jar says, the expiration date is December 26

#introduction Hi, I’m Charles (he/him), a software engineer living in Southern California (#cpp #csharp #python #gamedev #unity3d).

In my spare time I enjoy #gardening, and am in the process of planting a fruit forest of #avocado, #peach, #fig, #mango, #citrus, and other #FruitTrees.

I’m here mainly to listen and learn, so I don’t post much.

Thank you to all the developers, admins, and others who have worked so hard to build this community. #gratitude