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Bonus #Joke :
Q: What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?
A: Banned from the petting zoo.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
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![A hand drawn meme saying "if Selena wore pants would she wear them like THIS [me shrugging wearing baggy pants tucked into socks with my underwear on the outside] or like THIS [pants on my head, a party noise whistle in my mouth lit sparklers in my outstretched hands and no pants on with a CENSORED box blocking any nudity]"](https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/114/241/222/206/747/328/original/431e77f914c99859.jpg "A hand drawn meme saying \"if Selena wore pants would she wear them like THIS [me shrugging wearing baggy pants tucked into socks with my underwear on the outside] or like THIS [pants on my head, a party noise whistle in my mouth lit sparklers in my outstretched hands and no pants on with a CENSORED box blocking any nudity]\"")
Please let me in on the #Nicole #joke. And tell me if we're all mean to her or nice.
And btw, shall we stop calling nasty people Karen? It's a tough life nowadays for the nice Karens.
I mean, I know a #Karen and she's not amused by that Karen who caused the beauty inflation of her name.
She's a nice person, give her a break.
She's married to a real scumbag though. His name's Bob. Well, that figures, doesn't it? You know what Bobs are like.
This is how disgusting American #liberals are.
She is feeling bad about #American fighter jet pilots who bombed #Yemen.
No fucking #sarcasm or #joke here. She honestly and wholeheartedly felt bad for the pilots #bombing the poorest country in the region to prevent it from disrupting the #Genocide!
#BlueSky #WarCrime #Gaza #SignalGate #WTAF #USpol #Politics #Idiocracy #Inhumanity
@palestine@a gup.pe
BONUS #JOKE
Did you hear about the allergic vampire? He couldn't stop coffin.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
. After seeing that sad 
believe Anonymous' claim that Elon was heard 
What is a bed’s least favorite time of the year?
Spring break.
What keeps the moon up?
Moon beams.
#latetotheparty #late2theparty #fun #funny #video #short #gag #scetch #joke #jokes
Ja ich weiß die sind schon alt diese Videos, aber der #Youtube #algorithms hat sie halt jetzt erst in meine Timeline gespült und ich bin bestimmt nicht der einzige an dem diese #Schenkelklopfer vorbei gegangen sind. Viel Spaß mit den #SoundGuy #Videos von und mit Kevin James 
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFH3phl5yd1WWTwZyLbn1tcCo0k-gB8BY&si=LU7UCPrdkWWt8Axt
youtube.comBefore you continue to YouTube
I finally have a video that perfectly captures how ridiculous I am with my retro game collection and weird tech.