C.<p>Your occasional <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/reminder" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>reminder</span></a>, brought on by the <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/xmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>xmas</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/shopping" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>shopping</span></a> season...</p><p>Remember: Anything labelled "Pro" or "Professional", isn't.</p><p>Professionals know whether a <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/tool" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>tool</span></a>, part, <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/adhesive" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>adhesive</span></a>, <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/lubricant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>lubricant</span></a>, or other supply is professional-grade or not; they don't need to be told.</p><p><a href="https://mindly.social/tags/Pro" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Pro</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/Professional" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Professional</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/ProfessionalGrade" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ProfessionalGrade</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/ProGrade" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ProGrade</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/advertising" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>advertising</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/marketing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>marketing</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/wank" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>wank</span></a></p>
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Michele Garbarino<p>One of the coffee cups got stuck in a bigger mug in the sink. As a good <a href="https://epicure.social/tags/gay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>gay</span></a> man, I thought to resolve the problem like all gay problems, use <a href="https://epicure.social/tags/lubricant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>lubricant</span></a> and patience. Sadly the cup is still stuck 😂 <a href="https://epicure.social/tags/gayproblems" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>gayproblems</span></a></p>
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