#Sarcasm
During labor, the pain is so great that a woman can almost imagine what a man feels like when he has a fever.
#Sarcasm
During labor, the pain is so great that a woman can almost imagine what a man feels like when he has a fever.
@ancient_catbus
Don't be in a rush! They canceled
"Coyote vs. Acme".
[Realistic courtroom dramas don't do big box office, anymore.]
#USpol #Sarcasm #ICE #MassDeportations #USConcentrationCamps
"... if the entire country isn't in the streets then we're ok with it. TERRIFYING."
You"re phrasing it more directly than I did summing up the brown excrements flooding the national zone on a daily basis:
@ideogram @actuallyautistic ah, the old autistic and dangerous street gang that goes around bullying people that doesn't know enough about trains. Of course they will be seen as terrorists by the Trump administration as trains are horrible machines that allow lower emissions while travelling.
#sarcasm
This is how disgusting American #liberals are.
She is feeling bad about #American fighter jet pilots who bombed #Yemen.
No fucking #sarcasm or #joke here. She honestly and wholeheartedly felt bad for the pilots #bombing the poorest country in the region to prevent it from disrupting the #Genocide!
#BlueSky #WarCrime #Gaza #SignalGate #WTAF #USpol #Politics #Idiocracy #Inhumanity
@palestine@a gup.pe
@mhoye why are you opposed to sombody getting their promotion and their bonus payout?
Think of the poor engineer that wil have to fix that mess at one point and will be skipped promotion because "one doesn't fix problem at Google. They invent them".
#ShortBreak #shorts #sarcasm #irony #humor #TheDailyShow #astronauts
An Official Welcome Video for the astorauts, and it's surprisingly honest and informative
https://www.instagram.com/p/DHbeiJRpdho/
Full video The Daily Show:
https://youtu.be/6GggixetsiY?si=vsdb6rbLvMpQVxAJ
Act 3: Now the #UK government's backdoor into the cloud storage of #Apple users is supposedly going to be used only for "serious crime". Well, case closed - that puts everyone at ease... not!
At least they reassured #US lawmakers that #Americans would be fine ;)
Heavy dose of #sarcasm included.
https://www.techrepublic.com/article/news-apple-icloud-encryption-uk-us-privacy
#Sarcasm
There’s no reason to tailgate me when I’m doing 50 in a 35. And those flashing lights on top of your car look ridiculous.
#FYI #Australia #election #TheJuiceMedia #JucieMedia #HonestGovernmentAd #humor #irony #sarcasm
"The Australien Government and the Opposition have made an ad about minority governments, and it’s surprisingly honest and informative."
#ShortBreak #shorts #humor #irony #sarcasm #trump #musk #hostiletakeover #fightingmoms #kendahllandreth
Well... erm ... yes: LET'S STAY AND LET'S FIGHT!
@AmericaMourns yes, because #Trump is in fact #AgentKrasnov and thus a #enemy.
#Sarcasm aside: #LinkToSource or didn't happen!
https://universeodon.com/@AmericaMourns/114145672809403235
@blake the #USD is crashing so hard I hope people #shortsell it compared to #Euro.
#ShortBreak #shorts #trump #musk #hostiletakeover #JimmyFallon #humor #sarcasm #irony #music #poem
I can't stand Jimmy, but his poem is highly accurate
@noelreports But, but... They said in the most trustful broadcast ever that they like each other a lot and would stick with their arrangement #Sarcasm
@jeffjarvis De Gaulle is smiling in his tomb.
Ah well we irradiated so many people in the Pacific it might as well be useful one day. #sarcasm
I am suggesting Trump for #PeaceNobelPrize #sarcasm
I am the #President of Peace and of #Diplomacy
Estoy el #Presidente de la Paz y la #Diplomacia
Ik ben de President van vrede en #diplomatie
Ich bin der #Präsident des Friedens und der #Diplomatie
#usbetrayal #maga
#ukraine #slavaukraini
While oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, and nitrogen make up 96% of most human bodies, my body is composed of sulfur, argon, calcium, and samarium.