I dreamt I was travelling on the Titanic and ran into JKR. I asked her if she didn't realise that she wasn't actually being a very nice person, and in response she almost shouted into my face "NO I DON'T BECAUSE I'M JUST NOT A VERY CLEVER PERSON!!!"
Didn't know what to respond to that, so I just let the ship sink with her in it and walked over to Place de l'Odéon to have a coffee and a glass of orange juice at Café Les Éditeurs.