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The internet is a confusing place. I was looking for news stories about Mr Blobby, then I somehow fell down an INSANE rabbit-hole so that when my wife came in and asked what I'm doing because I'm supposed to be getting ready, I said to her the following..................

I'm trying to verify that the man who holds the record for inserting most creme eggs into his anus was eaten by a crocodile.

I hate the internet.

(It's 9!)

Edit - I don't know if they were wrapped or unwrapped and I don't know if he was eaten by a crocodile as the Daily Sport asserts in their article.

Just my personal opinion, but I think 9 creme eggs is too many to have in your anus. I'd go as far as saying one is too many for me.

JWcph, Radicalized By Decency

@TheBreadmonkey I have entirely different questions. Like, was he asked? Dared? Or did he do it recreatively? Did he intend to set a record, and did he announce this intent? Or did he just go for a personal best & thought "this is going well, I should call Guiness"? What was the decision process like? Did the crocodile like chocolate? Did it eat him butt first?

So, so many questions...