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Wizards Anonymous @crft@mastodon.social

#Your #stories #are #what #keep #you #alive.

Bytes Europe @byteseu@pubeurope.com

Trump Brothers Help Launch Crypto-Mining Venture https://www.byteseu.com/881563/ #bitcoin #BitcoinMining #blockchain #Crypto #CryptoMining #Cryptocurrencies #CryptoCurrency #DigitalAssets #DonaldTrump #DonaldTrumpJr. #EricTrump #Hut8 #News #partnerships #PYMNTSNews #What'sHot

wtf @wtf@unfufadoo.net

The image features a dark background with white text that reads: "I still can’t believe I once catfished my sister and got her to send me nudes and I jacked off to them, I was a mess 2 years ago Jesus." The text is in a standard font and appears to be centered on the black background. The stark contrast between the white text and the dark background emphasizes the shocking nature of the written message. The simplicity of the image design ensures the text is the main focus, drawing the viewer's attention to an explicit and disturbing confession.

#wtf #whattheF #images

wtf @wtf@unfufadoo.net

The image appears to be a screenshot of a social media post, specifically a "Tumblr" post, as identified by the layout and interface style. The post is from a user named "Sage over Heaven" with the handle "@SageTheRag3," and it contains a description of hypothetical minions that have been altered with a "pussy" feature, which the author describes in graphic, humorous terms. The minions are said to be yellow and covered with a waxy substance, with lips that are described as "silky." Viewing their "clit" would supposedly require spreading their lips due to their chubbiness, with "fluffy" walls making the act easy. The post has garnered 3.1K views, 17 reblogs, 11 notes, 5 likes, and 2 bookmarks, with the timestamp indicating the post is from 19:10 on July 13, 2024.

#wtf #whattheF #what

wtf @wtf@unfufadoo.net

The image is a meme highlighting a disturbing news story. The headline reads "GEORGIA MAN KEPT DECEASED MOTHER IN FREEZER FOR YEARS FOR 'CASUAL SEX.'" Below the headline is a mugshot of a man with short hair and a serious expression. The shaded area with blue and white diagonal stripes frames his face. At the bottom of the image, there's a caption that says "Thats one cold mother fucker" and a username, "Clapfap_the_nasty_trap_1h." The meme combines shock value with dark humor to emphasize the bizarre and morbid nature of the reported behavior.

#wtf #memes #photos

wtf @wtf@unfufadoo.net

The image is a meme highlighting a perceived double standard in entertainment. The top half shows actors from a TV show with text stating that one used a racial slur 21 times in one season yet the show remains on the air. The bottom half features a famous car from another TV series, suggesting it was canceled for merely displaying a word on its side. The meme capitalizes on contradictions in what is deemed acceptable in media and seeks to provoke contemplation on censorship and social norms.

#wtf #what #images

wtf @wtf@unfufadoo.net

The image portrays a group of well-built, muscular men dressed in ancient Roman attire, each showcasing broad, muscular physiques and prominent, "thick banana"-like pectoral muscles, suggestive of an exaggeration for humorous effect. There is a juxtaposition of modern physique alongside classical sculpture, blending historical context with contemporary absurdity. The title at the top reads, “Swallowing Didn’t Mean You Were Gay in the Roman Army,” followed beneath by an explanatory text, "Swallowing—A Symbol of Bravery," which humorously extrapolates that having broad chests was a sign of bravery among Roman soldiers. The meme's absurdity lies in equating physical attributes with military bravery and the tongue-in-cheek playing with historical factuality.

#wtf #memes #photos

Day Use X Mockin' Uh @Christian_Freiherr_von_Wolff@defcon.social

"→ All of the above are repeated using this: Instantly, right now, every yoctosecond, safely, forever, always, 100% visible at a speed billion times faster than the speed of ultra high energy cosmic rays, SAFE, noticeable, mesmerizing, apparent, etc"

→ All of the above are repeated using this: Instantly, right now, every yoctosecond, safely, forever, always, 100% visible at a speed billion times faster than the speed of ultra high energy cosmic rays, SAFE, noticeable, mesmerizing, apparent, etc

#What #Quackery #Grifters

wtf @wtf@unfufadoo.net

The image appears to be a meme with a dark background adorned with some splatters of purple and white. The text on the image reads: "Fun fact of the day: If you've ever donated blood you could be in someone's boner right now." The text is written in white, standing out sharply against the dark backdrop. The humor is crude and likely intended to elicit a reaction of surprise or amusement.

#wtf #photos #what

Quixoticgeek @quixoticgeek@v.st

FFS.

Very tempted to put a comment block at the top of every yaml file.

"#This is not a place of honour.
#No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here.
#Nothing valued is here
#What is here is dangerous and repulsive to us.
#This message is a warning about danger"

AmyFou @amyfou@lingo.lol

An honest-to-goodness sentence from an article in local news:

"According to past reports by Inside Higher Ed, faculty members at online universities could make between less than $2,000 and more than $7,000."

You, too, can make between less than $2,000 and more than $7,000. I think.

#quantificationFail #what #areNumbersReally

https://tucson.com/news/local/subscriber/university-arizona-global-campus-data-retention-graduation-budget-critics-reports/article_c1a10274-b26e-11ef-a9c7-9331337633f2.html

Arizona Daily StarUA Global Campus' grad rates set to improve but criticism continuesThe still-controversial, online-only University of Arizona Global Campus has set goals to increase first-year retention rates for new bachelor's degree students by 10% and to boost degree completions by 5%

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_Pear @_pear@sleepy.pleasant.rest

@amici@fribygda.no ok here's #what i #dont get about #loops : if it's #based on #ActicityPub, why cant you #share it #here?

R a n d y @rfe2025.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy

Barcelona, Spain #barcelona #spain #europe #photography #streetphotography #snacks #foodie #dickwaffle #what

Bytes Europe @byteseu@pubeurope.com

Alibaba Plans Major Discounts on AI Large Language Models https://www.byteseu.com/613716/ #AI #Alibaba #ArtificialIntelligence #baidu #ByteDance #China #ChinaAI #Huawei #JD.com #LargeLanguageModels #News #PYMNTSNews #Tencent #What'sHot

Alibaba Plans Major Discounts on AI Large Language Models

Wizards Anonymous @crft@mastodon.social

#Those #few #things #you #discover to #offer you #clarity are #what you #live #for?

Europe Says @europesays@pubeurope.com

https://www.europesays.com/1622905/ Data Science Firm Neo4j Reportedly Prepping IPO #america #B2B #fintech #InitialPublicOfferings #IPOs #Klarna #Neo4j #News #PublicListings #PYMNTSNews #science #technology #UnitedStates #UnitedStatesOfAmerica #US #USA #What'sHot #What'sHotInB2B

Data Science Firm Neo4j Reportedly Prepping IPO

wtf @wtf@unfufadoo.net

The image depicts a Halloween-themed setup offering "surprisingly good" pho soup as trick-or-treats to visitors. The primary focus is an orange bucket adorned with Halloween-themed illustrations—figures like witches, bats, ghosts, and pumpkins—in front of a home.

Above the bucket, there is a handwritten cardboard sign with large, text that reads, "ONE SLURP OF PHO PER TRICK-OR-TREATER," suggesting that each trick-or-treater will receive a serving of pho soup. The pho appears to be rich and flavorful, filled with broth, noodles, herbs, and proteins, creating an appealing visual for the festive occasion.

This unique approach to traditional candy-driven trick-or-treating is creative and healthful, providing a delicious alternative for those who might prefer something savory.

#wtf #whattheF #images

івась тарасик @tivasyk@mastodon.social

so, your average post on #fediverse contains maybe 30% of unhashed words, the rest is #tags; what's wrong with that, you ask me?

#well, #i #dont #know, #youTellMe. #maybe #you'll #come #across #to #an #unprepared #reader #as #someone #eager to #grab #attention #at #any #cost? maybe #youAreOverdoingIt? #and #just maybe #what you #actually #achieve #is you #mislead #someone #who is #searching for #something #specific to your #own #unrelated #shout #because it is oh so #more #important?

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