helvede.net is one of the many independent Mastodon servers you can use to participate in the fediverse.
Velkommen til Helvede, fediversets hotteste instance! Vi er en queerfeministisk server, der shitposter i den 9. cirkel. Welcome to Hell, We’re a DK-based queerfeminist server. Read our server rules!

Server stats:

158
active users

#armageddon

0 posts0 participants0 posts today

My little sister was born in 1975 when I was three years old. When Mom was pregnant with my sister, all sorts of Jehovah's Witnesses kept asking me if I was excited she would be born in paradise. After all, we were all told Armageddon would happen in 1975.

I don't remember ever wanting to have kids. I've been childfree by choice all my life. I can't help but wonder if it's because I always knew my kids would never be born into paradise. #ExJW #ChildFree #Armageddon

In what could be his most over-the-top reaction, #Trump claims #Harris #VP pick #TimWalz—an uncontroversial, low-profile, middle-of-the-road #Democrat—will "unleash hell on earth" if he and Harris succeed in November. It's kinda like claiming #MrRogers would usher in #Armageddon, or #BobRoss is one of the four horsemen of the #apocalypse. This #insanity is proof that the #TrumpCampaign is in full-blown #panic.

cc: @kamalaharrisforpresidentnews

#Kamala2024 #VoteBlue

huffpost.com/entry/tim-walz-do

HuffPost · Donald Trump Claims Tim Walz Will 'Unleash HELL ON EARTH'By Igor Bobic

@Unknowable THANK YOU. I haven’t quite finished it yet but when j have i will post it again - as many people as possible should watch it! What I particularly appreciate is that i knew bits and pieces (about #Christofascists for example), but this makes the whole phenomenon of evangelical zionism so much clearer. I hadn’t heard of Christians United for Israel (CUNI), nor of systematic evangelical conversions in the military. And wasn’t so aware of centrality of #Armageddon in all this. Scary.

I was three years old when I learned the end of the world was happening soon. In late 1974, Mom was pregnant with my sister, and other Jehovah’s Witnesses kept asking me if I was excited that my little brother/sister would be born in Paradise. You see, Armageddon was supposed to happen in 1975. My parents are in their 70s now and still believe Paradise is gonna happen any time now. #exJW #armageddon

Replied in thread

@hannu_ikonen I've developed relationships with local farmers in this remote part of the UK. I wanted firewood, they have trees and a lot of dry stone walls, which I can repair.

So far, I've had a lot of firewood which is what I was after. But also fillet steak and eggs. If everything goes 't*ts up' at least I'll eat. As long as I can work. #armageddon

A Guide to the End of the World: Everything You Never Wanted to Know

Thousands of people die every year from floods, volcanic eruptions, earthquakes, hurricanes and typhoons. Yet compared to what the Earth endured in prehistoric times-lethal volcanic winters, deadly asteroid collisions-our civilization has developed against a backdrop of relative geological calm. Will this calm last?

@bookstodon
#apocalypse
#armageddon
#eschatology
#CatastrophicEvents

Continued thread

I think for the country to operate in anything approaching a functional, democratic and equitable way, it requires the #Armageddon of the Tory party.

I’m also so long in the tooth that I can recognise a #Tory rallying cry when I hear one. The threat of Tory Armageddon is the distress signal that Osborne knows will get any reluctant Tory voters to come out of the woodwork for the next election.

It’s also laying the ground for a Tory defeat, but one they’ll claim is at least not Armageddon.

Tories are facing Armageddon according to George Osborne as a result of loosing Tamworth and Mid Bedfordshire to Labour.

Yes, the individual MPs Pincher and Dorries behaved badly, but I do wonder if it is because the Tories are saying
#DontLookUp

They reserve a phrase like #Armageddon for their own party demise rather than planet which just a few weeks ago #Sunak tried to cajole people into thinking the Tories had already done more than enough for and they could afford to row back on #NetZero

Continued thread

② Timothy Snyder:

#ElonMusk likes to think he saved us from #Armageddon. He’s just brought it closer. Whatever his new biography says, by giving into #Russia’s #Nuclear blackmail the #X boss can only ENCOURAGE MORE threats from #Putin🔴theguardian.com/commentisfree/

#Ukraine #War #History #Leadership #Musk #NATO #Twitter #Starlink #Tech #USA #News #Europe #Security

Hvis vi oppdager en asteroide som kommer til å kræsje med jorda og garantert utrydde oss alle innen få dager, har du en venn du kommer til å foreslå at vi kan jo liksågodt kose oss nakne sammen den korte tiden vi har igjen? Og hvor mange kommer til å foreslå det samme overfor den samme personen?

...og er det verst å bli spurt av veldig mange eller av ingen..? 🤔 #NorskTut #Armageddon

Man, 2022 feels like a blur...

What was the name of that fedi event we all went to, and The Creatures broke free from The Other Space? You know, #Armageddon trending, taking pictures and doing drugs with the hot hell demons and all that stuff? Does anyone remember what it was called?