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The chaotic disintegration (in the technical vernacular) of complex, highly integrated systems is frequently misunderstood - until the consequences of apparently small changes (the temporary closure of the Suez Canal being one) are felt.

Predictions is extremely difficult and small changes in highly coupled systems can be catastophic.

I expect the billionaires in their bunkers will end up as bodyguard food.

theguardian.com/commentisfree/

The Guardian · There are many ways Trump could trigger a global collapse. Here’s how to survive if that happensBy George Monbiot
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He's a brilliant businessman
Not a Nazi fan!
The island is perfectly safe
Spend all you can!

AI is a great thing
It won't take my job away!
Those billionaires love us
I may be one some day!

I can't listen to your brain's warnings
It's just not screwed on straight
Your predictions are terrible
I'm happy with my fate!

#cassandra #poem (human)

Stop causing people panic
The virus will never get here
You're making people worry
And causing lots of fear

The wildfire will never to us
Your warnings are all a joke
You are always terribly wrong
Ignore those flames and smoke

The planet is not warming
You're scaring everyone
Things aren't getting warmer here
The climate is not done!

It'll never flood here
The fear has gone too far
We're perfectly safe at home
No hurricane has ever got this far

#cassandra #poem (by a human)

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@breadandcircuses
Heh. "...sometime between 2040 and 2050."

My math, which is questionable, at best, has it before the end of this decade. Maybe 2034 if we're lucky.

Shit goes exponential quicky, and timescale gets compressed.

I must stress that I'm neither a climatologist, nor a mathematician, nor even a biologist.

Either way, when the ocean goes tits up, it's pretty much game over. We're just quibbling about the when, not the if.

Farewell to Strange Chemistry and Exhibit A

I was really sad and shocked today when I was scrolling through twitter and saw this sudden announcement from Angry Robot:

As you will be aware, Angry Robot Books has a history of innovation and we continue to go from strength to strength. We’re constantly trying out new concepts and...

breathesbooks.com/2014/06/20/f

#Angry Robot #books #Cassandra Rose Clarke #giveaway #Martha Wells #Rachel Neumeier #Sean Cummings

Nicky @ The Bibliophibian · Farewell to Strange Chemistry and Exhibit AI was really sad and shocked today when I was scrolling through twitter and saw this sudden announcement from Angry Robot: As you will be aware, Angry Robot Books has a history of innovation and we…

Ouch. A large OpenStreetMap group has been using a proprietary chat platform as a community space for ~10 yrs. Now they gotta pay a $80k/yr (or $10k??) for usage. 🤯😱😢

Slack (now Salesforce) now wants to charge @OpenStreetMapUS for all ~6k users on their server. 😢😢 Ouch.

This sort of bait & switch is why open, community owned platforms (like this!) are vital!

read more on the slack (while you still can??!): osmus.slack.com/archives/C029H
#OpenStreetMap #OSM #FreeSoftware #Cassandra

osmus.slack.comSlack

Le projet Software Heritage, l'archive universelle des codes sources de logiciels, recrute un·e nouvel.le developpeur·euse pour contribuer au développement de sa plateforme, et particulièrement pour participer à la maintenance de ses composants #frontend (interface de navigation basée sur #Django et nos APIs #REST et #GraphQL).

On fait du #Python, du #Cassandra, du #BigData, du #LogicielLibre (évidemment), et plein de trucs cool.

L'équipe est rattachée au centre Inria de Paris mais la localisation est possible dans tous les centres Inria en France (Bordeaux, Lille, Lyon, Grenoble, Rennes, Saclay, Sophia Antipolis, Nancy). Télétravail possible 2-3j / semaine.

Détails et contact:
softwareheritage.org/2023/11/1

Grille de salaire ingénieurs de recherche contractuels Inria, page 9 de madada.fr/request/1575/respons

#JeRecrute

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Software Heritage, the universal archive for software source code, is recruiting a new developer to contribute to the development of its platform, and specifically to help maintain our Web components (#Django #Frontend, #REST and #GraphQL APIs).

We do #Python, #Cassandra, #BigData, #FreeSoftware (obviously) and lots of other cool stuff.

This is an on-site recruitment at one of the Inria research centers in France (Paris, Bordeaux, Lille, Lyon, Grenoble, Rennes, Saclay, Sophia Antipolis, Nancy). Open to part-time (2-3 days/week) remote work.

Details and contact: softwareheritage.org/2023/11/1

Salary range on page 9 of madada.fr/request/1575/respons

www.softwareheritage.orgDéveloppeur⸱se Fullstack Python DjangoLe projet Software Heritage Software Heritage est un projetd’archive universelle du code source logiciel, dont l’objectif est de récupérer, préserver dans le très long terme et partager la totalité du code source qui est publiquement disponible, avec l’historique de son développement (p.ex., comme stocké dans des systèmes de gestion de version). L’archive de Software Heritage […]

People have been fighting each other in the middle-east since recorded history began, and probably long before.

The desert does strange things to people's minds.

Even more so now that the climate is collapsing, and they can all blame each other's flavor of Flying Spaghetti Monster, and it's a no-win shit show.

Probably gonna escalate into something else entirely, and many people will die.

People are stupid.

But whatchagonnado?

People are stupid.

Dunno, man.

Does no one remember what happened just 100 short years ago? We have newspapers, books, and movies to help us remember.

You can't sneeze in Germany without spattering a Holocaust Memorial, but even here, people are becoming hateful idiots.

*sigh*

I guess the wheel turns, and fascist religious autocracy's turn is up next in the "western world."

Again.

Because people, in general, are idiots who refuse to learn.