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Hey! It is Wrensday on top of being Christmas Day.
It’s another #Festivus Miracle!!!
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Happy #Festivus to all who partake!
My number one grievance for the past year is an obvious one...
How did the #UnitedStates not elect the prosecutor and football coach over the 34 time convicted felon, liar, misogynist and J.R. Vance? What are you people!?!
#Festivus2024
#RaiseThePole
#AringOfGrivances
#FeatsOfStrength
Happy #Festivus from the #Rapid Team! Today we released v2.5 of the Rapid editor for @openstreetmap just in time for the “Feats of Strength” 
Here’s 4 new features that we’re really proud of! … 
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Air your number 1 #Festivus grievance
If you're in line for the airing of grievances, stay in line. Every grievance counts.
#Festivus
Mistodon: the family of author Daniel O'Keefe was celebrating the invented holiday of #Festivus 30 years earlier than the rest of us started to, after it featured in the S9E10 episode of #Seinfeld #TheStrike in '97. AdeptApril drew this #ANSIart screen in observance of the occasion.
Hab die kranke Freundin heute (draußen) getroffen. Ihre Tests waren negativ, aber Ihr kennt den Drill.
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Happy #Festivus !
I got a lotta problems with you people, and now you're going to hear about em.
𝐖𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐎𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐝 
Today is Festivus. Take a moment to air your #Festivus #grievances #holidays
Let me get it started for us:
“I got a lotta problems with you people, and now you're going to hear about it!”
1-You. Quit whining and stand back up and fight. It ain’t over.
2-US, Healthcare should not be a fight. It’s a right. Abolish insurance.
3-Vaping companies. You are evil assholes getting kids addicted with fruit flavors. May your underwear be extra itchy.
Happy Festivus!
I’ve been amused by this holiday ever since watching that Seinfeld rerun.
Festivus poles are delightfully minimalistic.
But I’d rather tell people what I appreciate about them instead of what I don’t. 
#Festivus is now trending across Mastodon
Grievance #28
Healthcare bills that bankrupt you faster than a bad lottery ticket.
Grievance #3
Gerrymandering so blatant even Google Maps is confused.
Grievance #2
Still waiting for action on climate change while the planet’s temperature competes with Taylor Swift’s ticket sales.
Grievance #1
Politicians who can’t seem to spell "democracy" but insist they know how to save it.
Feat of strength: Biked over to @drewpasmith's place and didn't break a sweat
Miracle: Something that I thought I would never be able to get suddenly became easily available