Dear TFG,
I know you probably won't see this, but PLEASE STAY IN THE RACE!
Keep having "pressers", stick with #JDCouch, and sharing your views far and wide. Hell, go ahead and dodge another bullet for us if you must.
Why?
The more that Americans see you cracking up and decomposing in real-time, the more of a landslide #HarrisWalz will have in November.
The bigger the #BlueWave, the better chance we have of getting a #Trifecta in congress.
With the WH and large majorities in congress #TeamDemocracy can make big changes (SCOTUS and Electoral College reform perhaps?) that will strengthen and safeguard our democracy moving forward.
So please Mr. Mango Mussolini, keep up the good work. With your help, we may be able to sweep the swing states, turn some of the red ones purple, and celebrate the biggest electoral wipeout since Reagan carried 49 out of 50 in 1984.
Keep running your mouth. Do it for the good of the country. (Our country. Not Russia.)
Sincerely,
A voter.