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Velkommen til Helvede, fediversets hotteste instance! Vi er en queerfeministisk server, der shitposter i den 9. cirkel. Welcome to Hell, We’re a DK-based queerfeminist server. Read our server rules!

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Short, ginger. She/her

"Welcome to the gates of heaven, I'm saint Peter, lets weigh you in."
"Looking good, looking good.. Oh. Well, sorry, youre going to hell."
"Why?"
"You didn't floss your teeth."
"But, teeth? What, why?"
"We accidentally let a dentist in, and the old man got told off for not flossing regularly, so. Policies been updated. Bye."

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@MieKNielsen God is real persnickety about how his creations are maintained.

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