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The #Massachusetts #statepolice is one of the most #corrupt organizations. The department has been plagued with constant scandals, even after leadership was gutted and replaced.

Here's yet another example of illegal activity. This #StateTrooper was caught *shoplifting* golf balls from multiple Target stores. Unquestionably this guy needs to be in jail and banned from any #publicsafety position.

He shoplifted over 20 times last year.

wcvb.com/article/mass-state-tr

#news#crime#absurd

hello everyone
Since I just moved here, here is a short introduction and more info about me...
I'm chris and go by the handle TripTilt. And my art is like that, I make colorful images/animations between #worldbuilding scenery and #abstract #artworks, bordering on the #surreal and #absurd.
The pixels are mostly created in the great open source software #b3d #blender3d. I also write (mostly electronic) music and enjoy listening to drum n bass a lot myself, so sometimes my music is dnb as well. 1/2

Federal agencies are now banned from celebrating Black History Month, Asian American Pacific Islander Heritage Month, National American Indian Heritage Month, LGBTQ Pride Month, Women’s History Month, Juneteenth, Martin Luther King Jr. Day and Holocaust Remembrance Day.

Celebrating meritless white men who have failed upwards their entire lives will continue to be honored daily.

#gop#fascist#dei

I’m an #absurd person with an absurd sense of #humor who is deeply entertained by absurd things.

I over-compensate for that natural tendency by seeking out deep intellectual subjects and Serious People™…as such, when I see / recognize an absurd person / group / movement, for me, it’s basically “game recognizes game”.

I can identify absurdity, because I am.

So, when an absurd person does an awful job of attempting to be serious, it triggers all sorts of subconscious alarm bells in my head.

#ITCrowd
Anyone who is still stressed by the end of the day will be FIRED!

#YesMadam
#NotSatire #Absurd
#SharkTank
"Recently, we conducted a survey to understand your feelings about stress at work. Many of you shared your concerns, which we deeply value and respect. As a company committed to fostering a healthy and supportive work environment, we have carefully considered the feedback.

To ensure that no one remains stressed at work, we have made the difficult decision to part ways with employees who indicated significant stress. This decision is effective immediately, and impacted employees will receive further details separately. Thank you for your contributions."

economictimes.com/news/new-upd

Economic Times · YesMadam allegedly asks employees if they are stressed, and then fires them; leaked letter goes viralBy ET Online
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Das kommt aus einem Chat, wo regelmäßig festgestellt wird:
Deutschland würde sich abschaffen, Umvolkung würde stattfinden.
Russland mehr Atomwaffen brauche, um sich gegen die provozierende NATO zu wehren. Die Ukraine nur aus despotischen Nazis bestehe. Putin ein liebevoller Landesvater sei, der nur das Beste wolle.
Corona nie existierte, es eine jüdische Weltverschwörung gebe und Strom nicht existiere…?!?

#Desinformation #Verschwörungsmythen
& ja, die glauben das wirklich 🤦
#Telegram #absurd

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“Unfortunately, we continue to be stuck in a reality where it takes longer to do the government #paperwork to license a rocket launch than it does to design and build the actual hardware...the licensing process has been repeatedly derailed by issues ranging from the frivolous to the patently #absurd”. The launch license for #Starship won’t be awarded until late 📆 November. astronomy.com/space-exploratio

Astronomy Magazine · SpaceX takes aim at FAA after latest Starship launch delayThe gargantuan rocket’s fifth test flight will attempt a complex booster ‘catch’ maneuver, but not for at least a few months.