It's a real low point when your screen is so ancient that even in complete darkness, you have to light up the room just to see what's on it!
...Or maybe it's just my eyes 
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‘𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝙻’ 
The real reason HAL 9000 couldn’t open the pod bay doors.
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What's noisier than a Whooping Crane?
A Trumpeter Swan.
Bonus #Joke 1:
I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday. I think he must be plotting something.
Bonus #Joke 2:
Did you hear about the over-educated circle?
It had 360°!
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If you prang a Mercedes Benz, you get a Mercedes Bent.
Saturn’s name is the best in our solar system.
It has a nice ring to it.
It's only a murder of crows if there's probable caws.
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Follow @dgar for all the latest movie trivia!
Bonus #Joke :
Q: What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?
A: Banned from the petting zoo.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
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![A hand drawn meme saying "if Selena wore pants would she wear them like THIS [me shrugging wearing baggy pants tucked into socks with my underwear on the outside] or like THIS [pants on my head, a party noise whistle in my mouth lit sparklers in my outstretched hands and no pants on with a CENSORED box blocking any nudity]"](https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/114/241/222/206/747/328/original/431e77f914c99859.jpg "A hand drawn meme saying \"if Selena wore pants would she wear them like THIS [me shrugging wearing baggy pants tucked into socks with my underwear on the outside] or like THIS [pants on my head, a party noise whistle in my mouth lit sparklers in my outstretched hands and no pants on with a CENSORED box blocking any nudity]\"")
Please let me in on the #Nicole #joke. And tell me if we're all mean to her or nice.
And btw, shall we stop calling nasty people Karen? It's a tough life nowadays for the nice Karens.
I mean, I know a #Karen and she's not amused by that Karen who caused the beauty inflation of her name.
She's a nice person, give her a break.
She's married to a real scumbag though. His name's Bob. Well, that figures, doesn't it? You know what Bobs are like.
This is how disgusting American #liberals are.
She is feeling bad about #American fighter jet pilots who bombed #Yemen.
No fucking #sarcasm or #joke here. She honestly and wholeheartedly felt bad for the pilots #bombing the poorest country in the region to prevent it from disrupting the #Genocide!
#BlueSky #WarCrime #Gaza #SignalGate #WTAF #USpol #Politics #Idiocracy #Inhumanity
@palestine@a gup.pe
BONUS #JOKE
Did you hear about the allergic vampire? He couldn't stop coffin.
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