How can we stop the cis from getting in and using our toilets? /s
How can we stop the cis from getting in and using our toilets? /s
For security reasons, the Vatican now requires social distancing for visitors from the US. #Sarcasm
#DailyShow #RonnyChieng #EarthDay #ClimateChange #humor #sarcasm #irony
It goes UP! For ALL of us. Get used to it -.-
I thought to ask a question here related to my work about how to implement some functionality in a most privacy-respecting way possible, retaining functionality matching to a set of requirements, and decided to not ask it. Simply speaking, I tried to view such question in shoes of "a random average person-in-vacuum of Fediverse", and most expected reaction I could imagine was set of curses on me being a data-hungry capitalist who mines people for profit.
#ShorBreak #shorts #DailyShow #RonnyChieng #USA #trump #tradewar #tariffs #china #humor #sarcasm #irony #politics
"Ronny Chieng breaks down how JD Vance's comments calling Chinese people "peasants" have escalated both the shade war and the trade war with China, impacting American industries from automakers to Hollywood. Plus, Troy Iwata chimes in on the one thriving business of the trade war: TikTok luxury knockoffs."
@arstechnica And I'm sure Google won't scrape and steal every email, term paper, and photo that passes through the system to train their Gen AI. #sarcasm
No problem! Because Blueksy is decentralized, these users can just connect through a different relay.
Oh, wait—
Øyh, folks!!
I just realized that in six months the development of Windows 10 will finally be completed, and we will never have to update it ever again!!!
#NorskTut #Allheimen #TutOgKjør
#MicroSoft #Windows #Windows10 #WindowsUpdate #Update #InfoTech
#Yes #Its #Sarcasm
#PleaseStopCrying
#TGIF
#CANpol #CANpoli #elections2025
#51stState
#ProportionalRepresentation #ElectoralReform
#ElbowsUp!
#FuckOffElmo
@SnowshadowII Anything and everything you need to know about the 2025 elections in #Canada
Honest Government Ad | Canada 2025 Election
#Humor #Sarcasm #Elections #CdnPoli #Elxn45 #PierrePoilievre
#HonestGovernmentAd #TheJuiceMedia #Australia #Tasmania
#politics #environment #fishfarming #salmon #vote #election #humor #sarcasm #irony
A new recipe in the cooking show of the Goverment of Australia, and it is surprisingly honest and informative
I just think #TheEconomist is #discrediting itself by #platforming #MAGA #bullshit that even 5th graders can callout as #Kindergarten-esque #mobbing.
It's pretty much absurd to do so without seriously interrogating whether the #Trump regime actually knows the shit it does or whether this is just a #dismantling operation by #AgentKrasnov to enshure #Putin gets what he wants.
Tho in the meantime it only resulted in the #EU coming closer together and #Europe finding resolve against #Russia, with both #NATO and EU becoming stronger than before...
Again: #REFORUSA is an act of self- and mutual defense at this point!
Who in their right mind [#UK obviously isn't as it's government is still unwilling to admit that the #Brexit was a shit idea that should've never been done given a hairline majority in a referendum!] would agree to being a #VassalState to the #USA?
Cuz I'd rather see #Germany charge the #US #military market-rate #rent for it's bases (based off #RealEstate surrounding it!) and the #EU starting it's own #NuclearArms program than paying a single cent for a #racketeering US #regime that may drop one like a #HotPotato?
And no, #Trump|s #regime will #speedrun the #dedollarization of #WorldTrade in favour of the #Euro, because noone wants to deal with a regime that essentially devalued the #USD by 5,6% in the last 3 months, 2,4% in the last month alone compared to the #EUR!
It'll make the #USA more irrelevant and hopefully that'll be the end of it, with it ceasing to exist and it's remains being absorbed by #Mexico and #Canada along the former #SlaveryBelt!
Hopefully people will not require 8,5 years to grow a spine to get rid of #AgentKrasnov in time!
@apLundell why would you wake up for something like that? You can't bully or arrest the lightning! #monsterdon #eyeroll #sarcasm
#MAGAnomics #USpol #PublicHealth #Vaccination
There already is a #MeaslesEpidemic in the #UnitedStatesOfAiling people... just saying...
s/: In a year or so, I'll ask #Kennedy, "How's that #GreatReplacementTheory thing going for ya?/s